Tell ya what.
I'm in a benevolent mood today, and I'm heading into Bristol later on so if you want, I'll go to the shop and say.

'My mate, well, I say mate, this bloke I know, well, I don't actually know him, but this character on the Internet says he fancies the ginger girl what works here. If she's interested, here is a link to a thread where he says he likes her'

I'll buy a box of bangers, just to show I'm the real deal, not some weirdo.

When you next go in there, her fuse will be well lit and all you'll need to do is stand back as she explodes into a sparkly, spinning love rocket.

Warning. Should she fail to go off, don't approach her again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

and if you could also pop into tesco express just a bit further up
opposite the flyer and tell the blonde/redhead in there she is also on my LIST that would be appreciated.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)