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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I had a fairly unpleasant virusweekend before last. I didn't so much shit as have arse gravy explode out of my wretched, red raw sphincter continually over two or three days. I also managed to follow through whilst trying to sneak a fart out during sunday dinner. That was a surprise I could have done without.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
ah, the old 'random seasonal uncontrollable shitting and woe virus'popular.
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That's not pleasantI had a bug like that a year or two back. I spewed up violently, and was roughcasting the porcelain. Except that at one point I couldn't reach both the sink and the toilet at the same time, so I shat on the bathroom floor. Fortunately I wasn't in my own house. I was in a hotel room. I did clean up the worst of it with bog roll but there was still a yellow mark left for the cleaner the following morning.
Sorry, Holiday Inn cleaner!
I knew I'd emptied my digestive tract when the stuff coming from each end had the same smell and appearance.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:01,
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