that stuff is pond water
what's wrong with a nice refreshing mojito?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I was in a pub.
Not some poncey wine-bar full of blokes called Tarquin and birds called Jemima who spend their nights talking about gymkhanas and skiing.

It had a dart board and everything.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I fucking love a game of darts
It's an acceptable way of being cool in a pub.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I too like playing darts.
But I didn't play darts on Friday. They didn't have any 'arrows' behind the bar. I did ask.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

that's shit
however I do own darts and feel smug right now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I have a couple of sets of darts
But I never take them to the pub with me, unless we've already planned a game of arrows.

Why are you feeling so smug?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)