I do apologise
But I've come up against a complete blank currently.

Ah, just thought of one.

3 vampires walk into a bar. Vampire 1 says "Pint of blood please", gets served, and sits down. Vampire 2 says "Same again please", gets served, sits down. Vampire 3 says "Pint of hot water please", gets served, sits down, only to be ripped by his mates. "You massive gay, how come you're not on the blood?"

Vampire 3 says "Fuck off", pulls out a tampon, and says "I'm making a brew"

EDIT: Whoops
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you mean 'pulls out a tampon', no?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I have no idea what you're talking about
*whistles nonchalantly*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)

You are 11 years old AICMFP

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I was 11 years ago
And this joke is still funny from then
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Yes. It wasn't funny 11 years ago either.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Still amuses me
And yep, I'm well aware of my immature sense of humour.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)