This is one of my favourite jokes
I say Brick rather than fridge though
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I find usually that this works best told a slightly different way, thus:

A new neighbour pops round next door to introduce herself, chats to the mother, and notices three kids.

She asks the first one, a little girl, "what's your name?". "Rose." "That's lovely, why?" "Because when I newly born a rose brushed against my head."

Then she asks the second, another girl, "and what's your name?". "Daisy." "Ooh, that's lovely too, why?" "Because when I newly born a daisy brushed against my head."

Finally she asks the little boy "and what are you called?" "BREEZEBLOCK!!!"

(the last delivered a la Deacon, naturally. YMMV, of course.)
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)