He's special.
Just had a phone call, it went like this.

"Hello?"
"Hello, could I speak to Mr Mason?"
"Sorry, there's no Mr Mason at this address."
"Oh. This is B&Q and I've been asked to call a Mr Mason at this Number."
"Piglet, you've phoned home you muppet."
"Cock."
"See you son." Click.

Wish I'd strung him along a bit.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:16, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You started a thread to share this?
Christ, Porkles, maybe you shouldn't have retired? You are really fucking bored aren't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Post holiday syndrome.
Similar to Extreme Boredom. I could make a sport of it.

I thought it was funny though. It was the way he said "Cock." It was so downbeat and disheartened.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Is your son James May?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Not yet.
He's got the hair though it's not yet grey and manky.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)

And he says 'cock'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Ha Ha! You watch Top Gear
Your gentry veneer is peeling
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)

everyone watches Top Gear

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Even Monty it seems
I bet he calls women "Birds" and can have conversations about football as well.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

No I don't.
He was on Shooting Stars on Tuesday, and they asked 'your catchphrase is 'Oh Cock' isn't it?'

I did see him on that embarrassing wine programme he made with Oz Clarke, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Hahaha
Too good to be true!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)

OH THIS IS PRICELESS

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Scanning for sarcasm...
It's off the scale! GOD HELP US ALL!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:42, Reply)

A truly epic tale of Dostoyevskyvian proportions
**** - The Daily Mirror
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Scanning for sarcasm...
again
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)