And on a really really less creepy and pathetic note.....
... last week I bought a lovely dressing gown, it's all soft, not overly fluffy but really nice, makes me feel all nice and warm and snug, and if I sniff it and think of Chompy, it's a bit like getting a hug from a loved one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

why do i actually believe that, knowing you AND chompy
this is probably true.

oh god, he is the "friend" who collects the soiled pants, isn't he?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:11, Reply)

SADDEST of SAD FACES if you think I wasn't kidding.
Although thinking about it, I could probably flog them down the cab office if you include a picture or two, you'd get a few bob. One guy made me gag yesterday when he was talking about going down on "Stinky Pussies, love it, two hours I was down there.", and I know he goes with rent-girls, so I joked "How much did you pay?" and he goes "They only charged for one hour for that, I'm _that_ good.".

Oh god, can you imagine that? Grim. Some of those people, and it's not everyone, but there are a few, are real grim scum, who's only good for two things. Bigging themselves up, and aspiring me not to end up like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:23, Reply)

this has made me feel very ill indeed
urgh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Yeah', they give me all sorts of tips, like any of them have had a stiffy without a blue pill in the last decade anyway.
Lovely pearls of wisdom like :-
- "When you do her form behind, you've got to grab onto her tits, get really in there, like this *grabs fake tits*, and push it right up inside her"
- "When you get shit on your nob, shove it in her mouth, she'll love it"
- "Ask them if they have any deals on some pills, blues or lines, anything like that. Loads of them have a stash... but don't take any 'disco biscuts'*, you won't be able to cum and she'll charge you for your time."
- [in regards to roullette] "If it comes up on red or black twice in a row, bet on the same colour again, if it doesn't come in, double it and bet on the same colour, keep on going 'till you lose all your money or come out winning".... from a guy who at one point or another confided in me that he was £25k down, so far, this year.

... things like that.

There is one guy who demanded that I sign him up to iTunes, not ask, demanded. Like a twat, I went to do it, but it needs a email address.
"Hurry man, hurry, I got a job, make that email address now", he said to me.
Like a mug, I did it, I said "You know I charge £20/hour for this normally", and he goes "Don't be like that man, do it now".
I did it, no 'thanks', but when it came to it, it needed a card for the iTunes, "I don't have one, put me on your card", "Ermm. No", "I won't do anything to it", "No way, I ain't doing that. You can get an iTunes card in asda, a fiver.". "Ok, I'll come tomorow and then you'll do it for me".

If/when he demands, on friday that I do it, and doesn't ask nicely, I'm gonna tell him where to shove it, and why I'm telling him that, and fuck it if they fire me 'cus of it. I know he'll want to use my computer to put the music and stuff on too, he can get to fuck if he think's that's gonna happen, you can only use one computer to put something on an iPhone, and he says he doesn't have one, so he'll act like he owns my laptop.

I'll say "The person who sold it to you sold an inappropriate phone for you, you're to fucking thick to use it, and you're to fucking tight too. Go down the apple store and pay them to do it instead".

* Yes, exact words, they're _that_ old.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:42, Reply)