But a football team failing hard,
And therefore upsetting their fans, is something I find hilarious.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fucking goths
This might make you laugh, Labs - this year, InFest wristband holders will be granted use of the on-campus gym at a discounted rate. You know the sort of people that go to InFest - what was the thinking behind that?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I doubt that the fat goths will use the treadmills
You'll likely get a couple of pilled-up guys on them though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:23, Reply)

As if the prospect of setting foot in a gym wasn't horrific enough already
Although the alternative, should I wish to partake of my usual daily jog that weekend, is to jog around BRADFORD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:26, Reply)

When the EDL are in town...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Yeah...
I'm probably going to spend more on taxis than on drugs that weekend*

I can't see the EDL demonstration, in a city with an extremely militant Muslim community, being anything other than a bloodbath. But I have to wonder what they'll make of goths. Theoretically the EDL are in favour of white people and goths are as white as they come.

*this is clearly bollocks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Upsetting football fans
is certainly something I thoroughly approve of.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:23, Reply)

When England got the sound thrashing they deserved
I was actually giggling with schadenfreudic glee. It could only have been better if the team had been gunned down by South African gangsters on their way to the airport.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I love the England team failing
Fulham failing, however, is a different kettle and I will batter anyone who says otherwise. *tenses muscles and looks hard*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Fulham are everyone's favourite second team at the minute
But that used to be Newcastle, and now most people enjoy watching them fuck up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:33, Reply)

So you're a 'cottager' *are you, Barrold?

*this is the one thing I know about football.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:33, Reply)