Chester Zoo and York Dungeons.
And apparently there's a notorious dogging place near where I live. But I wouldn't recommend that.

Just tell him not to go anywhere near Runcorn.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I bet CHCB hangs around your gaff a lot then

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Er, what does she look like?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Irish, Baby stuck to her tits.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Nah, I think I would have noticed that.
I have spotted a suspiciously cavalier looking gentleman in a red hoodie though. Know anyone that looks like that?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Dunno
Did he have a monocle that looked suspiciously like a party ring?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

No-o
But he was stuffing his face with them. He may have used one as a monocle at some point, but I didn't notice.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:58, Reply)