Likely he is stressed and shy
And talking about it will make it worse. He should see a doctor about it though, for advice rather than drugs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yep
But he doesn't want to go to the doctor. He doesn't want to admit that he's got a problem. I think she should put some viagra on her drink and go for it. Just the first time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

That could work
Get him a little tipsy, a raging stonk-on, and then break him in!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Yep
But I don't think she should mix viagra and alcohol. I think once he's done it the first time he'll be fine. And he'll have a lot of accumulated energy to burn!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I honestly don't know where you'd get the viagra though
Or is it available over the counter in Spain?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)

It is
Isn't it in here? You need to see a doctor to get it? She could just get it online, couldn't she?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Like I said, I have no idea
And I wouldn't trust any website selling legal drugs, least of all viagra!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I can't believe you're saying she should give him perscription drugs against his will.
That's illegal.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

He must have nads like a pair of hairy saddlebags.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I haven't asked for the detailes
Urgh
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

They probably clack together
like two bowling-balls when he walks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Castanets are more Spanish

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

True, but they are too small for my comedic purposes here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

codemedic?
"Base, we have a code 88, I repeat a code 88, we're gonna need the testicular drains on standby for when we arrive."
Edit: You ninja editing son-of-a-gun.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)