I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 23:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

you may prefer
Popping a cat into a wicker basket that allows no room for the animal to turn round or move hardly at all. Have a hole to rear that allows your pizzle to fit through and embugger the mewling feline within. Then take this opportunity to further agitate the cat with spikes and other sharp implements through the weave of the wicker. This resulting muscle constrictions will please and entertain in equal measures.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 23:44, Reply)

I can get behind this way of thinking
I'm prepared to offer £5000 for 80% of the profits
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 23:51, Reply)

Sounds fair
Would you like to try the prototype first? It fits almost all cats and has the bonus of being able to accomodate small dogs, if you swing both ways of course.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 23:58, Reply)