Anyone else had their night in the pub cancelled?
I'm bored.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 19:40, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OH WOE IS ME !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Is it?
I'm just bored.

(Although I might change my name to Batshit JeffTheDogFucker - then you'll get 'woe')
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:03, Reply)

I didn't order a pub night

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:02, Reply)

What did you order?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:04, Reply)

Some more Rohypnol

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Having trouble sleeping?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Fuck a dog, Jeffrey.
They never let you down.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 22:29, Reply)

I agree
It's the growling and the snarling bit that annoys me, puts me right off my stroke. That's why these days I dash out their brains with a hammer first. Then pluck the fruits of their arseholes, unmolested.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 22:59, Reply)

You've learnt well
Young Jedi.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 23:10, Reply)

A happy accident really
After one of my usual dog extermination evenings, I found myself all a flutter, so without further ado I eased myself in and voila! No bitey interludes.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 23:20, Reply)

I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 23:33, Reply)

you may prefer
Popping a cat into a wicker basket that allows no room for the animal to turn round or move hardly at all. Have a hole to rear that allows your pizzle to fit through and embugger the mewling feline within. Then take this opportunity to further agitate the cat with spikes and other sharp implements through the weave of the wicker. This resulting muscle constrictions will please and entertain in equal measures.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 23:44, Reply)

I can get behind this way of thinking
I'm prepared to offer £5000 for 80% of the profits
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 23:51, Reply)

Sounds fair
Would you like to try the prototype first? It fits almost all cats and has the bonus of being able to accomodate small dogs, if you swing both ways of course.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 23:58, Reply)