Well held, sir, well held.
Your refusal of massive sex and even more massive drugs, that is. On the other hand*, you're not doing anything for this dreadful misconception that us lefties suffer from poor coordination. Hope the finger's alright, I'm sure the servant boy can clean up the blood from the kitchen.

*_{no pun intended}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 9:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

The serving boy's too busy
Cleaning up the puddles of splooge from his many frustrated wank sessions over the weekend.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 9:45, Reply)

It's just as well he laminated those hymn sheets...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

And the copies of the lord's prayer.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:02, Reply)