Q. Hell no, it's about music. Details of what record it was would have made it better though.

Alt Q. When fitting an outdoor tap I accidently took the feed from the hot rather than cold water pipe. I got away with it by fitting another one correctly and claiming that an outside hot tap would be useful for filling the the kids paddling pool and washing the cars.
(Cave Duck, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:16, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that reminds me
I need to fit an outdoor tap
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Third degree burns on children are amusing

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Part of me thinks that you actually believe this

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:19, Reply)

She does

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I think third degree burns on you would be funny
Especially if you got them by running into a BBQ and faceplanting the hot grill
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:21, Reply)

You're nothing but venom and hatred to me this morning

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I am in an absolutely foul mood and you are an easy target
small voice sorry make it all better? Even though I probably will continue being mean
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Foul because you have to work?
Aww, little small voice!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:28, Reply)

foul because I like my job
but I hate all the fucking useless management types who stick their fucking noses in from far away and cause me a million more things to do then wonder why I am angry and haven't done things because I don't have any fucking time arghghghhgghghghgh.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:34, Reply)

That does truly suck

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Our machines are out till the 31st
but NO I have to move a million thing to fit a stupid job it and my planner is yelling at me becase there is no room and the sales director is yeling at me because the customer HAS to have it but there is NO room.

Repeat ad infinium
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Unreasonable people demanding the impossible
Yep, sounds familiar. I doubt I have it anywhere near as bad as you though, and I can turn around to a client and say that it's physically not possible, and confuse them with tech talk.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I should also mention I have over 100 customers
so sadly I have the same fucking conversation about a difefrent customer about 20 times a day
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:41, Reply)

that's the shitty icing on a crappy cake
at least I don't have to talk to people most of the time, and when I do I'm allowed to just confuse them until they go away
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I know you must feel sorry for me as you didn't mention the shocking
difefrent typo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:44, Reply)

can't believe I didn't notice it!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Oh
I thought you were being nice
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I don't think I would have mentioned it
because I was actually being nice. I'm feeling benevolent this morning.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Down by the jetty?
Is that like "Under the boardwalk" by Bruce Willis?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:31, Reply)

No.

(Cave Duck, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Excellent.
My sister might still have that on vinyl. (Depending on how her and her first husband divided up the record collection.)
Mind you she's unlikely to allow me to look through her records as I don't think she's forgiven for arbitrarily deciding that she no longer wanted an Isley Brothers album and taking it down to Sheridan's Record Exchange (along with my Slade albums) and swapping it for The Slider by T Rex.
(Cave Duck, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:40, Reply)

To my eternal shame
I raped my father’s collection for several years before leaving home. Many of which I really wish I’d not sold, many of which I got terrible prices for – I wince when I think of the eighths of shit hash purchased with the proceeds of handing over Sun rockabilly 45s. What a cunt I was
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:52, Reply)

That is a shame. They would be lovely things to have, and of course, worth a great deal more now.
But I'm sure we've all acted foolishly in pursuit of something we believe will provide immediate gratification.
(Cave Duck, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)