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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Because it won't open
So I either put up with it or rip the whole thing out of the ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Screw it out of its mounting? Then stamp on it and ask the fire service for another free one.
Or however those creatures are stuck on.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)
No screws that I can get at either.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)
does the whole thing not twist and then come off?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Ooh I don't know. I suppose I could try that. Or I could glare at it and use my jedi mind tricks
Damn my jedi mind tricks appear to be low on calcium today
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:53, Reply)
I'd suggest twisting by hand then
and seeing if it comes off. either that or hit it with a broom.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)
Yeah maybe I'll try that. Y'see I'd never think of looking at the instructions printed on it with directional arrows to twist it. Nope, not me, never
Just how fucking stupid do you think I am?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:10, Reply)
Try wearing a shorter skirt.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Ahahahahhaa damn. Trousers :(

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)
Apparently the fire service will change the batteries for you or something.
I may be lying though.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)
I know they give free smoke alarms away

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)
I don't want more of the cunting things!
Maybe if I ask them to send a fit fireman to do it and act like a stupid girl they'd do it.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Best course of action.
Minimum effort on your behalf, potential of attractive men. Calm, sleepful nights without the urge to scream every 40 seconds or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)
Eh? I don't sleep here. I'm at work

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:51, Reply)
You don't sleep at work?
WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)
I did the other day. Forgot there's no bell on the door and woke up with an old lady looming over me. Nearly shat meself

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)
Ohhh, I thought it was in your flat.
Those things really disturb your sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)
Nah, I'd happily smash that one if necessary :)

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)

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