Pfft, I meant when I fall off the folding chair used for assessing said demon box. We're so quiet here that I could lie in my own filth for several hours before being found. By which time the brain haemorrhage has taken hold and I'm a vegetable anyway
Ps. My neck hurts today anyway
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Neck hurts?
Probably trying to support the unfeasibly arrogant head you have on it :D

Tell you what, give me your address and I'll send round a letter bomb and it won't bother you any more...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Oh if only that were true. Instead I fear that I have a tequila worm lodged in there doing its best The Thing impression and any minute now I'll start transforming into a far more horrible creature
Do you do countryside posting? We only get one delivery a day.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)