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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That's a shame. At least you branched out, and you've got some Arse to show for it. I imagine you'll have to pierce the box with some kind of implement in order to sample the delicacies within?
(, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:51, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
shall I skewer it, by means of an (in)appropriate implement, and once it has yielded, than shall I sup upon the bountiful fluids within, steadily draining this box of Arse, until I must plunder it further and pull out the sac within, wringing it dry of its succulent juices.
(, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:53, Reply)
If you wake up after having passed out, it may have been tampered with by Darth, using a nefarious ploy to entice those who, for want of a better phrase, enjoy the Arse.
Or it may have just been the wine.
(, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)
included a chapter on Humphry Davy's early experiments in which he basically dosed himself with nitrous oxide and tried to write down the sensations he experienced afterwards, with a lab assistant on hand to feed him oxygen if he overdid it.
I feel I may have to do the same with my Box of Arse, though my most likely choice of "lab assistant" will probably end up suffering the ill-effects of "overdosing" as well.
(, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)
I know friends who have taken it as a recreational drug. Kids these days, they'll do anything moan moan moan.
Tell the fucker to get their own booze. You don't want them pillaging your Arse.
(, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)
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