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Hello Internet Forum
Do you hate Cats? If so, why?

If not, why did she leave you?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:31, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hello Bert.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Hello wellgroomedwookie
I am not "Bert", I can only assume she left you because of your learning difficulties.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Hello The Cat Hater
I like cats a great deal and she's with me still. Sorry I don't conform :(

Why do hate cats then, Mr The Cat Hater?
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Kroney, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)

they are EVERYWHERE

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

They are everywhere
They sit on my car and sleep in my garden and walk along my fences.

I like this.
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Kroney, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)

they are ruining the internet

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Hi Bert

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Hi Beckyjsbx
is Bert a standard greeting over here?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Only for new trolls. We know who the established ones are already.
Why are you a cat hater?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

they are ruining the internet
and more specifically, my birthpalce, the Links board
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I wish I
had a birthpalace. That would be awesome.
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Kroney, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Vagina Castle

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I think you misspelled your name. Apps are ruining the internet, not cats.

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I have never seen a million videos of an app jumping out of a box

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)

It was in the paper yesterday, so it MUST be true. Yes

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)

you speak the truth
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Welcome back Bert.
I have 4 cats, so no, I don't hate them.

She hasn't left me, she's just gone to work while I work from home on the sofa.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

She is seeing somebody else.
Your love of Cats is unbearable and has driven her away. Save your marriage while there is still time.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)

They are her cats as much as mine so I doubt it. How have you been anyway Bert?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

This "Bert" Thing is annoying
Fuck Off Battered
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

The last one because her ex proposed to her.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

did you get your cat to fill th empty hole she left in your life?

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Nah, I just made a comedy account on a website and posted until I was bored.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

You should attend her wedding
and scream at her not to marry him. Throw your cat if you must.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I don't hate cats.
But I hate their fucking irresponsible owners who let them out to shit in my garden.
So I hose the poor wee things.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 23 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

free handjobs for porkylips

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

They're always free.
There's no one quite like Grandma.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 23 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

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