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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Their staff look to me like a motley bunch of peasants, middle-aged rapists and mentally challenged halfwits.
(, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)
You might just get some old bloke who drives a red Ford Fiesta and has a boot full of smoke alarms.
The mate of mine who is in the fire service reckons there is nothing better than fitting a smoke alarm for some young lady only for a shout to come in, meaning he gets to leg it out of the house with a promise of returning later. He says that the hero points you get on your return, makes the ladies putty in his hands.
(, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:05, Reply)
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