I still act chivalrous
And if the recipient of my chivalrous deed gets pissy with me, I'll shout in their face until they cry.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

the other day a pleasant young lady was telling me that I should be trying to say "wallop" while belching
THIS IS WHAT FEMINISM HAS BROUGHT US TO!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Whilst I don't mind girls farting and belching
I'd much prefer if they didn't, and did a small curtsy and blush after I hold the door open for them.

Mind you, there's something to be said for a girl who's forward enough to demand a damn good fucking.
the 'something to be said' is it doesn't fucking happen...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I went out with a girl last week who, in the restaurant,
loudly declared "I'm so full I'm going to have to go for a shit before the next course". I visibly recoiled.

She also told stories of the time she got locked out and had a shit in the front yard and blamed the dog. She was then getting her tits out at the table. I actually left early because of her.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

She sounds like a 'ladette'
I don't like ladettes. I want my women ladylike in the drawing room, and succubus-like in the bedroom.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)

sounds like a peasant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Just because you've handed in your penis
Doesn't mean everyone else has.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

If it was a bloke it would still be nasty
That's equality.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:27, Reply)