One of my housemates
made a superb cake for my birthday a few weeks ago. I don't eat cake very often, but I thoroghly enjoyed that one.

It's her own birthday at the end of this week, and unfortunately I have a poor track record with cake-making and have no idea what to get her as a present.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:00, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Get her a strap-on.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I'm going to speculate wildly
and assume she already has one
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

hahaha
...and give it to her with a wink, saying 'I think you know what to do now, love'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

"I know how good you are at baking, so I thought,
as it's your birthday, I'd buy you an implement which will enable you to sodomise me..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Baking tins.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)

A strap-on that can also be used for baking is the obvious solution

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:04, Reply)

So one that is hollow and heatproof
such that it could be filled with cake mix and the contents baked using the warmth of my somebody's rectum?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:07, Reply)

You could then give this to her saying "I've baked a birthday cake in my arse for you, happy birthday"

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I just burst out laughing at a most inappropriate moment, you bounder.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:20, Reply)

I've just tried to sketch such a 'tool'
Sadly I can't think of a design that might work.

If you can come up with one, then I suggest you go on Dragons Den and pitch it. It'll be what women want. You can get that sour faced woman on the panel to try it out whilst you chew the fat with the blokes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I don't think I'd want to eat anything like that.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:09, Reply)