Your dreams would be nom if you were a zombie.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I wish I had zombie dreams
I would fucking love that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I have them all the time
they are good
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I can't remember if I've ever had any

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I have about one a week.
They're brilliant, but they all end in the same way, with the zombies winning and me being the only human left.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:04, Reply)

I am actually jealous now
You've recovered from your lack of console owning.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Fuck yeah.
I wish I record them and send them to you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)

That'd be awesome, but I'd be shouting at the telly
"Nooooo! Don't walk away, confirm the kill!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Haha
I'd have to make sure just to record the zombie ones though, some of the others are really fucking weird.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Please
Nothing ruins a good zombie flick than it suddenly cutting to you worried because you haven't done your French homework, and everyone in school's laughing at you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Or having to undergo experimental treatment to regrow my arms cos they got cut off
Because I went the wrong way in a booby trapped castle.
Only the treatment goes wrong and horrible tentacles grow out of my arms instead.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:24, Reply)

I think you're having my share of awesome dreams
I just tend to get chased, get in fights where I ineffectually swing my arms, and have all my teeth crumble in my mouth.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:27, Reply)

teeth dreams are anxiety dreams
I think I'm getting your share of weird dreams, because I dream every night about truly bizarre things
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:30, Reply)

AmberI and Applebite
I hereby demand I get my weird dreams back.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Not a chance matey
I love them. I just found my most recent zombie dream in my dream diary, it was awesome.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Dammit!
Just one zombie dream a fortnight, please?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Mmmm maybe.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:37, Reply)

But that's why I don't enjoy them (I never win)
Do I ever dream-up some weaponry to defend myself? Do I bollocks.

One particularly vivid nightmare had me trying to destroy the stairs in my house with an axe so the zombies couldn't get me, but I couldn't do it quickly enough and they burst in and grabbed me.

I woke up screaming.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I've never died in mine.
They always end in me hiding somewhere or still on the run.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Last nights little adventure ended with me stuck on a roof surrounded by zombies
If I were capable of lucid dreaming, Keira Knightly would have rescued me with a helicopter, but i'm not.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I can sometimes,
But only just before I wake up naturally. Not so much when my alarm wakes me up suddenly
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:21, Reply)

You poofter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Manly screaming
Rarrrr!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:34, Reply)