But that's why I don't enjoy them (I never win)
Do I ever dream-up some weaponry to defend myself? Do I bollocks.

One particularly vivid nightmare had me trying to destroy the stairs in my house with an axe so the zombies couldn't get me, but I couldn't do it quickly enough and they burst in and grabbed me.

I woke up screaming.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've never died in mine.
They always end in me hiding somewhere or still on the run.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Last nights little adventure ended with me stuck on a roof surrounded by zombies
If I were capable of lucid dreaming, Keira Knightly would have rescued me with a helicopter, but i'm not.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I can sometimes,
But only just before I wake up naturally. Not so much when my alarm wakes me up suddenly
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:21, Reply)

You poofter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Manly screaming
Rarrrr!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:34, Reply)