You're gay.
How can you not like stuffed tomatoes?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

No YOU'RE gay.
I don't rate stuffed tomatoes because I'm not gay.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:03, Reply)

I'm only half gay dear.
You've clearly never tried mine then. They're awesome.
Are you against all stuffed vegetables, or just tomatoes?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Are you inviting me to dinner?
I like stuffed marrows. It's not that I don't like stuffed vegetables in themselves, it's just they have a 1970s 'vegetarian option' cachet that rankles somewhat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:06, Reply)

Are you willing to come all the way up to Manchester
For stuffed tomatoes?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:07, Reply)

Yes.
They'd better be fucking good.

I nearly came to Manchester last weekend for someone's 40th.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Well that wouldn't have done you much good,
I'm still in Cheshire til the middle of september.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:12, Reply)

Well THANK GOD I didn't make the effort then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:13, Reply)

I also make a brilliant spinach and feta cannelloni
The best spaghetti ever, and a jizz-worthy chocolate torte.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:17, Reply)

I'll be with you about 10pm.

See you soon!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:18, Reply)