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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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We-buy-and-car
dot-com.

The jingle is going round and round my head. Please, someone, make it stop.

Alt Q: I'm having steak for dinner - but I can't make my mind up what to have with it. I don't much fancy chips. What is the best steak meal combination?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:38, 109 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Mashed potato
yum
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:43, Reply)
You are Bodger.
Or Badger.

I forget which one you are, but you are one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:52, Reply)
i like the bit where they go any any any any

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:50, Reply)
:-(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:52, Reply)
I prefer the '50-quid-to-a-hundred-grand' bit

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:59, Reply)
i wont lie, its one of my favourites

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:04, Reply)
Chimichurri is ESSENTIAL.
Field mushrooms, griddled beef tomato*, sauteed potatoes with a sprinkling of smoked salt.

*it's the only time outside a Greek salad that I endorse beef tomatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:55, Reply)
That sounds a bit gay to me.
I was thinking more along the lines of cooking the steak and warming some milk and throwing in a packet of that instant 'pepper sauce'.

I do have a griddle though, and I'm not afraid to use it. So the steak will get a griddling.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:59, Reply)
Chimichurri is extraordinarily heterosexual.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:00, Reply)
What about stuffed tomatoes?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:00, Reply)
Gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:00, Reply)
You're gay.
How can you not like stuffed tomatoes?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:02, Reply)
No YOU'RE gay.
I don't rate stuffed tomatoes because I'm not gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:03, Reply)
I'm only half gay dear.
You've clearly never tried mine then. They're awesome.
Are you against all stuffed vegetables, or just tomatoes?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:04, Reply)
Are you inviting me to dinner?
I like stuffed marrows. It's not that I don't like stuffed vegetables in themselves, it's just they have a 1970s 'vegetarian option' cachet that rankles somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:06, Reply)
Are you willing to come all the way up to Manchester
For stuffed tomatoes?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:07, Reply)
Yes.
They'd better be fucking good.

I nearly came to Manchester last weekend for someone's 40th.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:08, Reply)
Well that wouldn't have done you much good,
I'm still in Cheshire til the middle of september.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:12, Reply)
Well THANK GOD I didn't make the effort then.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:13, Reply)
I also make a brilliant spinach and feta cannelloni
The best spaghetti ever, and a jizz-worthy chocolate torte.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:17, Reply)
I'll be with you about 10pm.

See you soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:18, Reply)
I tend to favour baked potato, corn on the cob, big mushrooms and coleslaw
and onion rings.

with a selection of mustards
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:00, Reply)
Selection of mustards must include dark french. Also bernaise sauce.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:03, Reply)
bravo
but replace mustard with Reggae Reggae and coleslaw with, well anything else really as it's rank!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:13, Reply)
I don't eat cow.
Get it out by playing this game:
games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html

The background music will be stuck in your head in seconds.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:01, Reply)
My first wish was 4444
what a fun game.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:07, Reply)
It's addictive.
My high score is 23 thousand.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:09, Reply)
Do you have to speed up to get rid of the silver stars?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:11, Reply)
Yeah, press x
to dash through them.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:12, Reply)
I'll give it another go.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:17, Reply)
Double post fail!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:10, Reply)
this should help
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXiJBp7HK5o

Go retro: croquette potatoes. Yum.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:01, Reply)
Haha I really do like the cut of your jib, Battered.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:02, Reply)
*bows*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:03, Reply)
*arrows*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:04, Reply)
*Trebuchets*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:05, Reply)
*mangonels*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:07, Reply)
*ballistas*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:09, Reply)
*siege towers*


Shit. Run out of good ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:11, Reply)
Plague.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:12, Reply)
JEFF.....WINS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:13, Reply)
JEFF.....LOSES
(I'm not sure I really understand this game).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:14, Reply)
You just trumped all the other weapons and won, Jeff.
The protocol here is to do a victory lap of the internet.

Think of it a more evolved and less limited 'paper, scissors, stone'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:16, Reply)
I prefer the less well known
Cat, glass, pudding.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:19, Reply)
less limiting than rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:20, Reply)
paper, scissors, stone.com

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:19, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:20, Reply)
hahahaha.com

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:21, Reply)
I'm off home now.
I bid you a good evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:22, Reply)
You 'orrible cunt.
That's just mean.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:03, Reply)
Perhaps a Go Compare advert may have been more helpful?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:05, Reply)
The good news is
that you'll-get-a-better-deal-when-you-buy-next.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:05, Reply)
.com

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:05, Reply)
They say I MAY get a better deal when I buy next.
There are no promises.com.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:09, Reply)
ANY!
ANY!
ANY!
ANY!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:09, Reply)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:13, Reply)
This makes me sad.
But I've learnt a valuable less here. I showed an Internet weakness and I've been punished.com.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:14, Reply)
Sorry Jeffles, old bean.
I didn't mean to make you sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:15, Reply)
.com

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:18, Reply)
Beat me to it.
.com
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:18, Reply)
.LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:19, Reply)

MTFU
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:17, Reply)
You starting stalking someone else now that the bird from the firework shop has let you down?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:18, Reply)
No I haven't given up on that yet
But have not been proactive. I think I might open the search parameters and not discriminate anymore. Blondes and brunettes now welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:21, Reply)
Much to the relief of ginger girls everywhere.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:25, Reply)

they're still not safe. Never safe.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:26, Reply)
Do you have a favourite stalker?
Any nutjobs or crackpots you look to for inspiration at times like this?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:28, Reply)

I don't know of any famous stalkers to admire. Although it's not hard just stay in the darkest corner with the best view.

10 bonus points if anyone recognises that line.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:29, Reply)
I'm a natural blonde.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:29, Reply)

What colour unnaturally? did you get those shoes yet?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:30, Reply)
I don't have an unnatural colour
I'm toying with the idea of adding some sky blue though.
I already had them when I posted the link.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:35, Reply)
Thanks.
That Unicorn game has put a completely different tune in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:39, Reply)
Yes!
I am awesome.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:41, Reply)
I didn't say that.
I just said I had a different song in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:45, Reply)

as opposed to we buy any car .com?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:45, Reply)
That was my intention.
I succeeded, ergo I am awesome.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:52, Reply)

that game is too hard I can't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:42, Reply)
do it
blue hair is always good especially if you're over 65

and they will match your iron fist kicks.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:41, Reply)
That it will!
I never thought about it like that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:42, Reply)
I'm the hairy
white, stoned Gok Wan.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:44, Reply)
hey!
I think you'll find I'm the hairy, white, stoned Gok Wan, only I'm straight
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 20:48, Reply)

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