I mate of mine's sister is a weather girl. She had an awful lot of miles on the clock before getting married last year.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

High mileage is ok
with regular servicing!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)

ho ho.
At one point we had a chalkboard in the cellar of our local pub with a list of all her conquests listed. She'd certainly flattened some grass in her time.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Was she nice looking
or just a lady of loose morals?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I'll gaz you so you can ascertain for yourself.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Excellent
*awaits red text*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Sent

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Above the threshold for sober shagging, I'd say!

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

each to their own I suppose

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

My threshold's not that high, mind...

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Does she have a warm front
Or hot periods?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

It's the "intermittent showers"
you want to be wary of
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)