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Reinventing the news.I'm watching the lunchtime news and they've just shown the story of the women who put a cat in a wheelie bin. They prefaced this story with "some viewers may find this distressing".
FFS! It's the news! I've just watched the horrific headlines on the Claudy bombing and heard the reports of the thousands displaced and dead in Pakistan, neither of which had the warning "some viewers may find this distressing" even though they involved actual people and not just a pet favoured by emotionally stunted people.
I appeal once again for a channel of rolling fluffy good news involving penguins - mainly penguins, video footage of penguins, and maybe a puppy, or a puppy rescuing a penguin. Something like that.
What would you like to see on the news?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:29,
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titsand penguins.
not at the same time though, that would just be confusing
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:30,
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shut up bert(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:32,
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I notice Bobbychomp is actually calling himself that now(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:34,
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he's calling himself Kitty?How dare he!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:36,
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no no, he's calling himself Bobbychomp(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:37,
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stop talking about me like I'm not herejust wanted to say that on the internet.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:38,
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speak when spoken to(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:38,
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alright CatHater?How's tricks?
There was a woman on Bondi Vet who threw her cat into the sea in a cage which made me sad.
I would like to see more hot newsmen instead of bimbos. Why do they assume that only men can be persuaded to watch the news by having some hottie behind the desk?
Rock Radio do a 5 word weather report, it's brilliant. Yesterday: still warm, plenty of rain.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:31,
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Our little secret.*taps nose, knowingly*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:36,
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You offering me a line?Nice one Jeff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:39,
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I'm a cat haternot the cat hater. I'm actually more indifferent.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:34,
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I like catsbut I'm allergic so I've had to make do with rats instead. They are pretty awesome though.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:35,
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Rats are good.I saw Kaol's rats on Saturday. That is not a euphemism. I saw his toad as well.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:38,
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I only have one ratty left, he's called SheldonHe's ginger, but don't hold that against him. He sleeps on my belly when I'm watching TV. He's pretty cool.
Toads scare me, they're like frogs that have gone bobbly in the wash.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:40,
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collective noun for a group of toads is a knotinteresting stuff eh?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:42,
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Ginger?Don't let BobbyChomp anywhere near it!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:43,
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ewwwpoor Sheldon. He hasn't got any balls left so he won't be able to fight back.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:45,
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He hasn't got any balls left so he won't be able to
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:46,
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I promise not to fuck your cat(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:51,
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no mention of her rat thoughyou sick fuck
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:57,
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is it ginger?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:02,
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that's what they are talking aboutdo try and keep up
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:04,
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I meant the rat not the cat.Catch yourself on Vipros!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:08,
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she hasn't got a catyou are the only one talking about a cat
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:10,
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I take it all back - I am a fucking belmer.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:11,
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you always pop up when I make a fool of myself(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:13,
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I've got her on speed dial(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:15,
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Applebite and I send out the pole signalwhen PC is being mean to either of us.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:08,
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Isobel Webster from Points WestIn the nuddy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:32,
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there seems to be quite the market for naked newslet's get it on Dragon's Den.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:32,
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if you insist...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:33,
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*winks**trigger fingers*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:37,
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It's been donewww.nakednews.com
(NSFW, obviously)
Edit - Bloody hell!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:36,
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HmmMight be a bit late (NSFW)
EDIT - FUCK!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:37,
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NSFW obviously(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:37,
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I want to playHey Kitty, why don't you check out www.nakednews.com!
It's probably NOT SAFE FOR WORK
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:39,
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whoopsI've ruined the internet. I'm sorry.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:12,
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Haha you're obsessed with her(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:35,
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She is far better looking than that Kate Silverton you like.Silverton is like Wurzel Gummage with loads of different heads. Starting at 'massive' and moving all the way up to 'really really really really massive'.
We've covered this anyway. And I'm right.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:38,
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Yeah that is old ground.I have a new celebrity pin up girl now. Ellen Page. Since confirming she is in her twenties and not a teen I feel it is ok to fancy her.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:41,
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Just googled herand she looks a bit young, despite being in her twenties.
Paedo.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:43,
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You meanElaine Paige. Granny fucker alert!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:45,
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She looks about 12.Rachel Riley from Countdown is top of my bank.
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yeahtoo blonde as well
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:48,
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I love Rachel Rileythose legs are very long.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:47,
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I know. Amazing. I have to stop thinking about her now otherwise I'll be cracking one out in the office.(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)
The Vorderman trains in the gym I used to go toshe is tidy for mid forties.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:00,
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You mean Ellen DegeneresLesbian fucker!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:46,
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I thought she was dead?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:48,
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you're a necrophiliac as well?will your perversity never cease?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:49,
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necropaedophillia?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:51,
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Mine is still either Summer Glau, or Devon Aoki(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:54,
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LikewiseAlthough Laura Tobin the weathergirl would come higher up my list.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:39,
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I mate of mine's sister is a weather girl. She had an awful lot of miles on the clock before getting married last year.(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)
High mileage is okwith regular servicing!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:41,
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ho ho.At one point we had a chalkboard in the cellar of our local pub with a list of all her conquests listed. She'd certainly flattened some grass in her time.
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Was she nice lookingor just a lady of loose morals?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:45,
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Above the threshold for sober shagging, I'd say!(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:50,
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My threshold's not that high, mind...(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:52,
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Does she have a warm frontOr hot periods?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:45,
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Really?Is she as nice in the flesh?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:51,
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+ although it wasn't really WITH her,she was at home with a bottle of wine and I was watching from a hedge with a couple of cans of spesh.
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She was a bridesmaid at a friends wedding.The younger lot were left at the end drinking in the bar.
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Had it been meI suspect I'd have drooled and had a smack from my other half.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:58,
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Some people are a little obsessedwith local newscasters...
stevesregionalnewscaps.blogspot.com/
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Better than Jackie Bird from Reporting Scotland thoughShe's getting on a bit now.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:58,
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Agreedbut what about Catriona Shearer? Very cute and amazing chebs.
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yeah, they all pretty much ming(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:58,
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Blimey, they'll have to have one of those "If you've been affected by any of the issues..." type anouncements, complete with the numbers of counselling services after "You've Been Framed" then.
I think the news should show some chap planing willow to make cricket bats.
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strange though it may beI think I'd watch it, as long as there was no talking and soothing music was played
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:36,
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yeah that might be quite relaxing.Maybe we should do a series of oddly relaxing videos.
Quick, back to Dragons Den!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:38,
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sounds like a good idea to me(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:39,
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Precisely.It would just be introduced with "In other news, cricket bat production continued today in much the same way as it has for the last century."
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this really made me laughI'm not sure why
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:42,
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Did you ever have a make you preferred?I used to use Kookaburra whenever possible, but the Slazenger V500 was the one I used when I played for the local team, and always got higher scores from. (Twas a heavy fucker though)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:43,
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Must admit, I never knocked my own bat in, couldn't be arsedPaid another lad £10 to do it for me
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:48,
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Obvious, but(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:54,
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You must remember that I am very old.And that the Gray Nicholls "scoop back" had just become all the rage. I had the four scoop one. I must confess that I've no idea whether they still make that model. Going further back I was a bit of a trail-blazer with those batting gloves that had a full covering rather than indvidual pads on each finger. They were made by S, I think, and I really thought that they would totally replace conventional gloves.
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'Reanimated Moaty on the loose once again in Rothbury'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:38,
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"This just in""Necromancers have reanimated the corpse of recently deceased killer Raoul Moat and have unleashed him on Rothbury"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:40,
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Oh GodThat would be incredible!
*fetches Necronomicon*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:43,
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"Clato, Verata, Necktie!"(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:47,
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"There, I said it! Guess I'll just be taking the book now...""Hey, I said the damn magic words!"
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:48,
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I'd watch thatwhile sitting in my dressing gown eating a bucket of chicken.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:40,
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Fishing rod by your side....(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:41,
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I read that aseating a bucket of children.
I did wonder why you were breeding, it's for the free food
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:47,
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A modest proposal.They do taste like chicken.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:49,
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They should have got that German doctor/pathologist bloke..to do that plastination thing on him. He could have been palced down by the river as a tourist attraction.
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^This is my kind of thinking.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:49,
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Or replaced the Angel of the NorthWith a giant stuffed Moaty holding a shotgun.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:49,
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it would look betterI think that statue is shit
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:50,
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I agreeIt looks like a crashed Spitfire
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:54,
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There a couple of Antony Gormley pieces at the Yorkshire Sculpture Park."One trick pony."
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Why aren't WE in charge of Britain?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:52,
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I've been planning my own 'Fourth Reich' for so long now.I'm starting to doubt it will ever come to pass.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:58,
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Have you made a nice, imposing symbol?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:58,
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I was hoping you might help with that.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:06,
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I'll get to workBest thing to do is rip off another religion's symbol, it right fucked off them Buddhist fellas, and they're normally such a placid bunch.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:11,
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Oh, mainly just traditional intolerance-based stuff, you know...No gyppoes, that sort of thing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:06,
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"Rupert Murdoch has actually been swallowed by his own arse"That'd be a good day. Prick.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:41,
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I can't believe he has taken Sky Sports News off freeviewI now am going have to get Sky on all the tellies in my house. It is my default channel.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:42,
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I'm quite glad it hasEvery saturday when I've got a mate over, he insists I check SSN every 10 minutes while I'm watching Saturday Kitchen, in case something major has changed.
Now it's gone, I don't have to!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:44,
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I must admit I do that.I am hooked to it. I can only tear myself away when they start the segment again and I am satisfied I have seen everything.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:46,
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I like SSNbut not enough to pay for it. I barely watch enough television to justify owning one as it is.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:46,
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It is the only channel I watch unless I know there is something good onI am going to get the sky dongles today after work.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:49,
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To be followed by "Peter Mandelson tortured to death by a rusty chainsaw"(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Wasn't that Monty who suggested that in the first place?EDIT: Whoops, sorry. That was you.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:45,
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I dislike Mandelson,but not more than I dislike politicians in general.
Jeffrey Archer, that oleagenous little swine, I really DO loathe but there's no way I'd chainsaw that bastard. I'd choke him to death by force-feeding him his own, shitty, crayon-written books.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:51,
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Can you kill Dan Brown at the same time too?And also my mate, who said that Terry Pratchett is shit, and he's glad he's fading? Because he's a FUCKING CUNT!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:53,
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I hope you twatted him for saying that about Terry.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:55,
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Terry Pratchett IS shit.He's not fading because he's a FUCKING CUNT, though - that's merely coinicidence. I've got into terrible trouble with the 'Simpsons Tie/Iron Maiden Brigade' on here for saying so, but he' an appalling author and I don't care if he has Alzheimer's one fucking bit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:01,
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I loved the Truckers and Diggers books when I was a kid but never liked his stuff after that.I saw a documentary on him and his alzheimers and he came across as such a nice chap. You shouldn't wish someone dead because you don't like their material. However it also pisses me off when someone dies who was mediocre at something gets lauded as epic.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:07,
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I'm sorry a fellow human being is suffering from a horrible condition.But I am not one bit MORE sorry it's Terry Pratchett, than I am about another poor sod that I don't know at all, who also has it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:09,
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Thats what I meant. In a more long winded shitter way.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:10,
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I have avoided his books due to the brigade you mention - but he has raised the profile of Alzheimers which has to be a good thing(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)
I like the booksalthough I've liked the earlier ones less as I've grown up somewhat.
The latest stuff is really very good. Much better than the old stuff and if it were all like that then the brigade you speak of wouldn't be interested.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:14,
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I reserve a special sort of hatred for Mandelson. Archer is an epic cunt though.(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)
There was that wonderful piece of footageWhere Archer was on his way to court, I think during the Daily Star libel case, being hounded by journalists, where he eventually just snapped and had the most delightful flounce at them all, eventually ending with him angrily saying
"You wait 'til I'm mayor, you'll see how tough I am!"
It's a shame youtube is not turning up positive results, because that clip always makes me virtually incontinent with laughter.
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Me too.That Adam Crick film about Archer is the most staggering piece of investigative journalism I have ever seen. To this day I cannot believe what Archer got away with time and time again.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:11,
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uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jeffrey_Archer - doesn't have any video but the article is a nice summary.
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Hahaha'The Right Honourable Emperor Jeffrey Munchhausen Archer, Baron Archer of Weston-super-Market'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:20,
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This bit is genius"Since leaving prison he and Mary have starred in a Radio 4 series called Will it fit? Mrs. Archer's Anus and Various Large, Cumbersome objects, which involves Mr. Archer attempting to fit a different, viewer selected, brutally painful object into mary's rectum each week. The show usually lasts from 15 minutes to the extra long christmas special which lasted an astounding 3 hours. Amazingly though, the whole tree, decorations and all, managed to fit into her lower intestine. Archer claims that the idea for this series occurred to him during his time inside."
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I would like to see how many 'mosques'* already exist in the vicinity of GROUND ZERO (TM)I'd like to know how long they've been there and why nobody's given a toss until now, when it's suddenly been made newsworthy.
*or possibly even mere prayer rooms within buildings.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:06,
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^topical this(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:07,
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^ what U2?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:12,
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^ DR Congo**whenever I see the above on the television I cannot stop myself from imagining a kind of 70s 'Live & Let Die' style villain called Dr. Congo. I cannot believe I'm admitting this.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:13,
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Google 'mosques near Battery Park' then, you lazy arse.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:07,
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the plan is to knock down an existing building to build a new mosque thoughI don't care either way, but the main argument seems to be that it is like erecting a monument to the people who crashed the planes.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:11,
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Loads of people bitched about the MASSIVEtemple built in Leamington. You can see it for MILES they cry.
Yeah I'd much rather look at a big shitty brown block of flats than this (minus scaffolding that's on old picture)
Also if you go there they give you free food
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:17,
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people need to shut the fuck upparticularly when free food is involved
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:18,
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Also I feel I should mentionthe Sikh community raised the £10M to pay for it themselves.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:20,
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seems perfectly reasonableit's a dickload better looking than most shit buildings
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:22,
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AndThey give you free food
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:23,
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what sort of food?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:28,
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Well I'm glad they didn't 'sikh' Lottery fundingAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:31,
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There's a fuck-off great dome by the Lea Bridge roundabout in Claptonbut seeing as that is quite possibly the singular worst place on the entire planet I don't suppose anyone's that bothered - it's just another place to hide when you're being shot at.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:19,
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My Grandpa's girlfriend (who's 70ish)Ranted about the temple in Leamington, despite not living anywhere near it. I reckon she's a racist, because she also didn't like that an Iraq-born Muslim is our local MP.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:21,
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NothingBut they LOOK like Muslims, and come from the SAME PART OF THE WORLD (approximately) some of whom are
And many of them have BEARDS. Just like MUSLIMS.
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The mobdisplaying thinly veiled racism? I don't believe it.
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Kroney, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:00,
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It isn't even a mosqueit's a prayer room within a centre.
Our library is getting a prayer room soon, but I don't see anybody saying "UNIVERSITY OF LIVERPOOL TURNS INTO MOSQUE!"
That would be awesome actually, like a Transformer.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:30,
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I believe that it is exam results time againwere there sexy teens jumping up and down?
I do hope so.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:25,
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Chompy linked to a slightly creepy site dedicated to this, the other day.Three times.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:30,
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Goombay Dance Band '7 Tears'Although 'Two Little Boys' also has seriously menacing undertones.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:37,
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I had forgotten about the Goombay Dance band. I now need some ear bleach.
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I think Chompy listens to peter Sarstedt when he's internettingbut 7 Tears comes close.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:39,
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"My Sharona" has some odd lyrics"I always get it up, for the touch, of the younger kind"
Even creepier when you take into account he was singing about a real girl.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:42,
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God rock'n'roll is riddled with paedo lyricsIt goes right back to Chuck Berry and the like.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:45,
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YOUNG GIIIIRL, GET OUT OF MY MIIIIINDMY LOVE FOR YOU IS WAY OUTTA LIIINE
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:47,
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The lyrcis to that one are downright creepyI'm sure there's a moment where he sings
"...'cause I'm afraid we'll go too faaaaar"
And that's when I start tenting.
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Better run, girl,you're much too young, girl.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:01,
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Roy Orbison's I Drove All Nightis a bit rapey
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:14,
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No-one really responded to it the first two times thoughAnd it's a frankly brilliant, if strange, site.
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That man is all about public serviceGawd bless you Chompy
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:32,
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GCSE results girls are about 80% creepier than A-level results girls though.(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Yes, but this lot are only just 16 so they have to careful(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:36,
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Excerpt from GCSE PE, final paper"Q1. If there is grass on the wicket, so goes the proverb, what is it ready for?"
GCSE Biology, Agriculture and Sustainability Paper
"Q17. Complete the following: 'When cherries are ripe, they're ready for plucking, ____________________'"
GCSE Maths, foundation tier paper
"Q4. Oceana is two years older that Chardonnay, who is one year younger than Crystal, who was born in 1992 (according to her fake ID).
(a) How many times would you expect Oceana to have been pregnant?
(b) If Oceana lives in Swindon, estimate the expense of keeping her in a grotty godforsaken council flat whilst she rears the number of children calculated in part (a)."
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