There was that wonderful piece of footage
Where Archer was on his way to court, I think during the Daily Star libel case, being hounded by journalists, where he eventually just snapped and had the most delightful flounce at them all, eventually ending with him angrily saying
"You wait 'til I'm mayor, you'll see how tough I am!"

It's a shame youtube is not turning up positive results, because that clip always makes me virtually incontinent with laughter.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:08, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Me too.
That Adam Crick film about Archer is the most staggering piece of investigative journalism I have ever seen. To this day I cannot believe what Archer got away with time and time again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jeffrey_Archer - doesn't have any video but the article is a nice summary.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Hahaha
'The Right Honourable Emperor Jeffrey Munchhausen Archer, Baron Archer of Weston-super-Market'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:20, Reply)

This bit is genius
"Since leaving prison he and Mary have starred in a Radio 4 series called Will it fit? Mrs. Archer's Anus and Various Large, Cumbersome objects, which involves Mr. Archer attempting to fit a different, viewer selected, brutally painful object into mary's rectum each week. The show usually lasts from 15 minutes to the extra long christmas special which lasted an astounding 3 hours. Amazingly though, the whole tree, decorations and all, managed to fit into her lower intestine. Archer claims that the idea for this series occurred to him during his time inside."
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

^That paragraph had me in stitches

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)