I'm not giving you my phone number, you ghastly bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 16:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You know damn well what I mean
But avoiding that, having established your distaste for speed, what's your drug of choice?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

DMT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

...that I might have taken also?
For the purposes of comparison of tastes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Smoke some DMT and get back to me.
I do love a good smoke, but top-quality Peruvian* cocaine gets me very excited.

*It's less harsh in its effect than Colombian, but is the experts' choice
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Thank you for your feedback
White Widow is a highly popular (and difficult to obtain) smoke round these 'ere parts. Rumour has it that it's local, I figured you'd be the man to ask. Ever heard of it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

White Widow is a popular and established variety
plenty of it available in Amsterdam for example.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)

So I have been lied to by dealers
What a surprise. Obviously it's entirely likely that being Norwich-based dealers they're completely unaware of a world, or varieties of drugs, beyond Norfolk's borders
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 17:07, Reply)

that's quite a hefty claim for them to make
given that I'm not big on varieties and stuff, it's one of the few well established ones that I've heard of!

Fucking pokey stuff.

you might also hear rumours that it's dipped or sprayed with other drugs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

When I was but a young drugged-up whippersnapper
I met a guy at a party who claimed that his E's were cut with Acid and that was how he could justify charging £6 a pop. This persisted until someone who actually knew the first fucking thing about how Ecstasy is produced cut him down to size in a coke-fuelled rant of which I believe Monty would have been proud.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Hahah nice tale.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 17:15, Reply)

The sandblasting of bud by Vienamese gangsters is real.
Very bad news.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)

unfortunately
but I've heard white widow is dipped or coated in everything from acid to ketamine
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 17:16, Reply)

*shudders*
The idea that I might have unknowingly consumed anything remotely connected to Acid since my first and last trip in 1997 is horrific
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 17:17, Reply)

I once drank liquid LSD out of the bottle.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I very nearly clawed my eyes out in an attempt to un-see those words
I've repeatedly been told that it was "just" a bad tab, that the time and place were wrong for me to be doing my first trip, that with the right people I could really enjoy LSD. Everyone who's ever told me such things has been given phenomenally short shrift. Never again.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 17:35, Reply)

It's not for everyone, granted.
I am totally suited to heavy psychedelic usage, though. The more the merrier. I could tell you shit I've done that would horrify you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Another time, maybe
Sometimes I'm well up for hearing such tales and sometimes they chill me to my core. Also, am going home in four minutes. And DEFINITELY not after InFest, I'll be on a three-day comedown
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 17:56, Reply)