You commoner

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Called a commoner by a Geordie,
and not even a real one!

How has my life gone so, so wrong?

*moves to Canterbury*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:22, Reply)

They make chickenladies in Canterbury
and PJMs
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:23, Reply)

They also make my ghastly ex and her gyppo family...
It's not all rosy down Canterbury way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Al is proud of his middleclassness.

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:25, Reply)

He's also proud of that spasticated bicycle.
What's your point?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:26, Reply)

He wants a rib or two removed but won't ask the NHS.

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:29, Reply)

He needs more than a fucking rib or two removing,
the fat cunt. One day soon the fire brigade are going to have to knock one of his walls down to get him out so he can go to hospital and it'll be live on Jerry Springer and he'll be crying and everything.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Mrs Al will be there in the background with a tray of burgers.
She'll be saying, 'I don't know how he got so fat,' and, 'I think he's cuddly,' but the neighbours will be waiting to get their pet cat back from his rolly bits.
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:36, Reply)

read the answer on QOTW
quite scary actually
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:36, Reply)