I'm thinking of getting a cleaner.
That's bad, isn't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:02, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

it's more widespread than I thought
if I didn't have massive drugs lying around all the time I'd be tempted.

and if I wasn't skint obviously.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Glad to hear it.
I keep all of my 'apparatus' in one place so I should be able to get that put away before the cleaner comes round without too much grief.

My flat is a disgrace at the moment.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:06, Reply)

my house is constantly a disgrace
because of the permanent decorating going on.

and the slovenly ways of those who live there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:08, Reply)

our cleaner is being deported next week so got to find another. A very middle class problem.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Did you fire nails into her head and arms?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:05, Reply)

eh?
I am terribly hungover this morning so my capacity to understand anything has disappeared.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Just answer the question, Battered.
DID YOU? DID YOU FIRE THOSE NAILS?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:08, Reply)

This may have happened. Anything could have happened yesterday. Particularly after starting on the port at 4pm/

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:10, Reply)

I love a decent port.
I usually treat myself to a special one each Christmas from Selfridges.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:21, Reply)

That is a really good idea
I'm going to do that this year since I won't be cooking christmas dinner for once.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:23, Reply)

just don't drink a load of Breton cider afterwards like I did yesterday

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:29, Reply)

would being in a storm affect your choice of port?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:23, Reply)

That raised an actual smile

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:26, Reply)

splendid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I once got a bottle of 20 year old Warres for £6.49.
It was sainsbury's after Christmas and I think someone was still drunk when they marked it down.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Not bad if your home is orderly enough to just need a quick wipe round.
bad if they have to wear an environmental suit, like my one would need.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:08, Reply)

I think if I was flush that would be one of the first things I would get.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:08, Reply)