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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My uncle shat on the retractable Hoover cord when he was a toddler. Nobody knew until they pulled the plug out...
( , Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

He still maintains "I didn't shit on it, I wiped my bum with it!"
( , Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Did he think it would be like a self-retracting goose's neck or something?
( , Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:22, Reply)

did you wipe your arse on its neck?
( , Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)
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