I thought the Satanic Bible was a sort of Satanist handbook
and the nearest thing Satanists have to their own personal bible?
( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No, it's not actually got anything about Satan in it as I understand it (I haven't read it)
it's mostly about how you should do what you want if it makes you happy, as long as it doesn't actively hurt someone else. It basically teaches that you are the centre of your own universe, humans are inherently selfish and you shouldn't try and fight it. Not that you should fuck people over, but that there's no point trying to falsely benevolent. I think you're also allowed to avenge yourself as well.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:53, Reply)

that's pretty much it
I can't remember if it is the satanic bible or the devil's notebook, but one of them has a hymn in it. It's rather stupid.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Then you're an ignorant tool.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)