I can excuse other people on FB as people are generally dicks
however what really slays me is FB suggestions. "sAY Hi to...." 7 friends like this page why don't you like it to? is there something wrong with you? other people click this so you must too!

It irritates the hell out of me.

Alt Q: Stoner/Muso type. Ageing.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:46, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

For a while
Facebook suggested I might want to be friends with Steven Gerrard. I don't know why. We've never met and I can't imagine we'd have much in common.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

HE has blatantly fucked a dog
so you have that at least
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Is that why there is/isn't a gagging order?
The Sunday red-tops want to run the story

'Gerrard in Greyhound Gangbang'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:58, Reply)

It's more of a 'muzzling order'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

heh
I don't know what he's worried about. Dogs can't read.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I doubt he can get past Roger Red Hat books

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Don't tell me how that book ends.
I am going to start reading it next week.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:08, Reply)

It's better than anything Dan Brown ever managed

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I wouldn't wipe my arse with a Dan Brown book.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)

papercuts

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Name change lols.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I love the bits taht say "people who like X like Y"
because it's usually completed unrelated. Recently it was "people who like sleeping also like eating" and "people who like Barrack Obama like Michael Jackson"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:23, Reply)

The worst I can remember
was the other day when it came up 9 of your friends like Dappy from N Dubz these friends also like N Dubz.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)

*Are you sure you want to delete 9 friends?*
*clicks yes*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)