You are lying. Please tell me you are lying.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I really wish I was
Sadly I am not. It's things like this that make me hate so many people.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Not FB, granted.
But I worked with someone who didn't know South Africa was a country. Neither did they know that Africa wasn't a country.

Wouldn't mind too much, but they were my manager.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

...and you were in Zimbabwe at the time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Same here.
My advanced misanthropy is 100% justified in the light of such revelations.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I'm definitely going to be more choosy about who I befriend in future
I may draft a brief entrance test for basic literacy and non-moronity.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:06, Reply)

One of best moves I ever made
was shunning everyone when I started university. I had enough non-college pals so I wasn't bored, and it meant I was spared the 'accidentally befriending some twats' error that so many people made. A friend of mine spent years trying to jettison one pillock he socialised with in his first week, poor sod.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I'll just be choosy if I go to London
At uni I made the mistake of thinking people on my course might not be morons. Turns out most were.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Classic error there. I was under no such illusions.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)