But if you wish to see my colon, and I don't know, it's not my cup of tea, you might but I wouldn't know about it...
... because i don't really want to see other people's colons. I'm not saying it's sick and disgusting that you want to see my colon, you wouldn't be the first, a doctor or two has wanted to see it before, and I don't think they're sickos. I'd want to be drugged up for that, a colonoscopy is quite painful, I want the drugs that mean I can't remember anything, that'll be for the best. I suppose I could get a video of the whole thing if you want, I don't know, it's not my kind of thing, do people who like to look at people's colons like video over pictures? But anyway, how many months do I get for a good pic of the upper colon?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I dreamt I had a colonoscopy last night

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Was there an owl sitting on your window ledge?
THAT IS THE SECOND SIGN !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:54, Reply)

SHIT!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:55, Reply)

You're going to find yourself knocked up pretty soon, but the dates from when you last *wolf whistle* won't match up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:58, Reply)