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( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm clearly an idiot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:21, Reply)

You're all idiots
But on the plus side, the next time my boyfriend calls me overly-suspicious or Machiavellian, I shall refer him to this and two cases of Edmund and he will have to just trust my hunches.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:23, Reply)

You basically have carte blanche
to suspect anyone you like of pretty much anything, now.

You must feel like Miss Marple when she is vindicated (at the end of every single fucking story) for her suspicions.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Yep
"Oh, batty old roota is off again, probably been on the white cider..."
But no longer!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:27, Reply)

you'll get sent for when Scotland Yard are drawing a blank.
as your BFF do I have to chronicle your adventures?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:28, Reply)

You do.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:29, Reply)

ah man
I'm really bad at taking notes.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:31, Reply)

where's Maddy Roota, where's Maddy?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I'll never tell

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I know were parts of her are...

(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:33, Reply)