Last halloween
we had a house party, played murder in the dark and I swear to God it should have been called attempted sexual assault in the dark. Within minutes we almost had a punch up and the party was all over the place. One of my housemates guests decided to grope one of our neighbours when the lights were out. Her husband took exception to this and they had to be wrestled down stairs and out into the garden.

Edit - I am a student, not a homosexual.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:20, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So now you reveal your rapey history?
And this will make us call you Chompy less because...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I'm not bothered by the Chompy thing pal
Unfortunately I didn't get to touch my neighbour up as my job was the light switch operator. She was very touch up-able though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I've had a responseon Twatter re icons - cr3 said talk to rob, rob then replied saying cr3 needs to make site changes
so I wouldn't expect anything soon.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Cheers pal, I gazzed him as well. He said except an update soon. The Mighty Badger made a good point about keeping the icon anyway so am gonna do that for a while. Thanks again.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

"REASON!" I cried,
But when Reason she died,
We were fighting on the drive under the security lights.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Are you on massive drugs?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

No, I've just been to one of Boaby's parties.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

You can always come to my parties

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

You Will Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

these days I can always be found outside
stupid non-smoking households
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

It's not stupid
Even when i smoked I used to offer to go outside.
Smelly burning things cunts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

All the best parties end up in the kitchen
Smoking allowed at my parties too. Non smokers can go outside and enjoy all this fresh air they keep banging on about.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

'No matter how I treat my guests
They always like my kitchen best'

NAME THAT TUNE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I can cook like a demon from hell
Delia Smith
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Is the next line
"Because it's the furthest room from the bedroom"

and is it Ann Widdecombe's version of "Like a Virgin"?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Dunno who it is but my mum had it on a mellow mix tape her mate did for her (I think)
Is it about cocaine?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)