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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What are you views on party games?
I'm planning my next Halloween party and I wanted to include some party games to make it slightly different from a regular house party. But I'm also very aware of how much enforced fun sucks donkey cock.

What party games have you played in your adult life? Were they full of b3tan-like whimsy or did they make you want to pull your own eyeballs out. I fully expect Monty to veto this entire question.

Drinking games don't count, I'm never playing that stupid Fuzzy Duck again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:17, 272 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Party games are without exception shit.
EDIT: sorry I replied before reading your entire post. Lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:20, Reply)
Hey, fancy meeting you here!
I'm soooo pissed, fancy a game of charades?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)
Lol?
You disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)
ROFL LMFAO.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)
It was an irono-lol, please. SURELY you know me well enough to know this?
Have some faith in me, I implore you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Text talk when written is bad enough.
Spoken, it's the pits. A guy in my local says "LOL" a lot. I want to spang him with a very large shovel.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Oh dear.
The only benefit I can see from this unsavoury development is that hopefully Cure keyboard player Lol Tolhurst's life is now a misery.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)
I'll let you off then
But I'm still not impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Hmmm, party games tend to be for the gays or students
With gay students being the biggest lolparty cunts of the lot.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:20, Reply)
Last halloween
we had a house party, played murder in the dark and I swear to God it should have been called attempted sexual assault in the dark. Within minutes we almost had a punch up and the party was all over the place. One of my housemates guests decided to grope one of our neighbours when the lights were out. Her husband took exception to this and they had to be wrestled down stairs and out into the garden.

Edit - I am a student, not a homosexual.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:20, Reply)
So now you reveal your rapey history?
And this will make us call you Chompy less because...
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)
I'm not bothered by the Chompy thing pal
Unfortunately I didn't get to touch my neighbour up as my job was the light switch operator. She was very touch up-able though.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)
I've had a responseon Twatter re icons - cr3 said talk to rob, rob then replied saying cr3 needs to make site changes
so I wouldn't expect anything soon.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Cheers pal, I gazzed him as well. He said except an update soon. The Mighty Badger made a good point about keeping the icon anyway so am gonna do that for a while. Thanks again.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)
"REASON!" I cried,
But when Reason she died,
We were fighting on the drive under the security lights.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Are you on massive drugs?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)
No, I've just been to one of Boaby's parties.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)
You can always come to my parties

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)
You Will Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)
these days I can always be found outside
stupid non-smoking households
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)
It's not stupid
Even when i smoked I used to offer to go outside.
Smelly burning things cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)
All the best parties end up in the kitchen
Smoking allowed at my parties too. Non smokers can go outside and enjoy all this fresh air they keep banging on about.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)
'No matter how I treat my guests
They always like my kitchen best'

NAME THAT TUNE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)
I can cook like a demon from hell
Delia Smith
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Is the next line
"Because it's the furthest room from the bedroom"

and is it Ann Widdecombe's version of "Like a Virgin"?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Dunno who it is but my mum had it on a mellow mix tape her mate did for her (I think)
Is it about cocaine?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Just play kids games but make them less shit
Like do pass the parcel, but have the prizes being Tena Ladies or ten L&B silver.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)
I love pass the parcel!
I just wrote parce the parcel, then I was all "BELM" so I changed it to parse.

NNNGGGGDDDDUUUUURRRRPPPP
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)
You get a plastic rain scarf for that

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)
If you're drunk enough all games are fun

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Complete and utter bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)
Oh I'm so fucking sorry for actually enjoying life sometimes and playing ridiculous games and having fun
when I should take some MASSIVE drugs and cry in a corner and be bitter and twisted and hate everyone and everything and did I mention my cat
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)
yay, I was worried everyone would just slag it off entirely
and be all condescending about being silly sometimes, because it's just not done old chap blah blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)
At one of my parties we found four bowls of vodka jelly in the freezer and
decided the best way to get through it was to play drunk kerplunk. Later than evening a grave was dug in my garden and the neighbour took pictures and the next day the police came round and laughed at the mannequinn hand that was sticking out the ground. Happy days
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)
My mistake
'If you're drunk enough all games are fun'. Yes: ALL games. I'm such a twat for thinking otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Face it.
Party games are for children, if I stumbled across my friends attempting to set up a 'pin the tail on the donkey'..... well, words really can't portray the sympathy and disappointment I would feel.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)
No Cancer.
If you're drunk enough ALL games are fun. Can't you read?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Aaaaah
So what you're saying is, I should blindly do what every other fuck knuckle is doing, not because I enjoy it, but because I am desperate to be accepted and therefore mistake these toe curling enterprises for something called, fun?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)
CORRECT.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)
no, obviously not ALL games ever are fun
and things like pin the tail on the donkey are for kids, but it's ok to enjoy occasional silliness, I think anyone who steadfastly refuses revert to childish fun is probably pretty boring and a bit miserable.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)
*weeps quietly into a beer that somebody else bought along*

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I know how to have 'fun' just as much as anyone else
When me and my friends get together we invariably end up laughing like drains for the whole of the night. The main thing is, it isn't organised, or pre-ordained in an attempt to have 'fun'. People who have to sit and think about to inject fun into their get togethers are tedious cunts who don't know how to do it naturally.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)
It's not injecting fun, nor is it forced or that organised
it's just doing something a bit different than sitting around chatting like you do every other weekend.

Sometimes it's fun to have a bit of imagination. It's not like I'm going to be dressed up like a girl guide and make everyone wear name tags.

I like how putting 'fun' in inverted commas makes it sound like it's such an alien concept to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)
I can see where you are coming from
However, if someone has sat and thought about it, then it is organised and that can annoy me, only when the protagonists get huffy when you don't want to join in on the fun.

Much like fucking Halloween. When I was a kid, it was KIDS who got dressed up and went out begging for sweets, monkey nuts and possibly money. These days the town is filled with HILARIOUS adults dressed up. The woman invariably dressed as sluts, and the men dressed up as cunts.

So when I voice my opinion that I don't really mind folk doing this, but it isn't my thing, I get lambasted for being a spoilsport and not wanting to join in, God forgive me, the fun.

Fun, for me, is people doing what makes them happy, not what other idiots THINK they should be doing. This goes for MASSIVE DRUGS as well.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)
I understand, I hate when people try and force me into drinking games
this is why I want a specific mix of games that you don't have to play if you don't want to, I definitely won't be forcing anyone, and I want games where people can dip in and out. I don't want to have to regiment the evening, I'll be leaving it up to people if they want to play.

Because it's Halloween I do ask that people dress up, but this will be the 5th annual Kitty's Halloween Party and every year the rule is "no slutty bunnies or otherwise" and my friends do always make an effort to be a bit original. Last year one of my friends made a full on Optimus Prime suit out of cardboard, it was brilliant.

This is also why I asked b3tans what they thought because I wanted things that even the most miserable of people would maybe concede to join in with.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)
nonsense
especially if you have gamer friends, just mention a points-based system and away you go
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)
I like games
I like pin the tail on the donkey and I like just being silly rather than sat around a table smoking and talking about how things aren't how they used to be blah blah. Most of my life is FUCKING DULL talking about boxes and being organised and having to be sensible and problem solve and try save money and plan for the future so when I go to a party I just want to turn off any thinking and have fun with my friends and talk about gravels of justice and if you cut a sandwich in half does it become two sandwiches and I am very sorry if this offends you
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)
YES IT DOES

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)
I agree

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

you can fuck off too
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)
awww

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)
What do you find to talk about boxes?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)
I work in a box factory so quite a lot

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)
That sounds cool.
Do you get to take some home with you at the end of your day?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)
you can come to my party.
we'll play pin the tail on each other and critics be damned.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Rule of life: party games are utter piss & should be avoided by anyone with an IQ over 50

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)
why?
enjoying games doesn't mean you have to be stupid, it just means you can let go of your sensibilities every once in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)
The only party game I can think of that I approve of
was one invented by my pal Richard. It was 'try and make Brian Molko cry'. He was the sole player, and the victor.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)
real Brian Molko
or someone who looks like Brian Molko with tiny teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)
The real one. He's a fucking twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)
maybe if you spent less time putting everything and everyone down
you might enjoy life a bit more. Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)
There are probably some strong grounds to your theory
But Brian Molko is still a fucking twat.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Unless they are drinking games or multiplayer console games
people won't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)
You really ought to have duck-apple

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)
wtf
it's called bobbing for apples
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Farmer

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)
I thought that but as it's halloween a lot of us will be wearing makeup.
There's a variation which is marshmallows in flour, but that just sounds awful!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I've done that as a child
it is awful
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Marshmallows in Cocaine
and I bet Monty would play then
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)
I wouldn't demean myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)
What about eight balls of cocaine
in a big bowl of mdma?

EDIT - I don't know what an 8 ball is.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)
3.5g deals are eightballs. An eighth, basically.
And no, even less interested now MDMA is in the mix.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Same as a henry then, cool makes sense
Cheers Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)
We used to hang apples on a string along the front room
It's just as difficult as bobbing.
Mid-air duck-apple, and no streaky make-up.
Plus, lots of people can do it at once, and the apple strings can be all different lengths.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)
it's grim up North

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)
My mum is a bit OCD
She didn't like the carpet or my hair getting messed by the water. So string it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)
I'm only messing mate
My mother wouldn't let me and my brother use belts as whips to play Indiana Jones in the living room. We always wondered why until one day we broke the rules and whipped a vase full of flowers and water off the mantle piece on to the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)
My mother would have beaten me and my dad if that had happened in our house.
It was World War Three if I got bike oil on my Dash tracksuit.
Fucking pastel colours. I felt tangible relief when Vanish was invented.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)
I can still remember it perfectly
there was a little hiss sound, then a blue spark, a flash followed by a puff of blue grey smoke and a horrid smell. We just started crying and waiting for the inevitable arse beating.

pastel tracksuit eh! styling.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)
I had several
Every bank holiday some other creation that looked like it was intended to be worn only by Lizzie Webb would be acquired on my mother's John Lewis storecard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Better than the gay little C&A outfits I was put in. Little cords and gimpy shirt jumper combinations! fuck off mum I want a he man shirt and some global hyper colour!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)
She put me in boys' clothes almost every Christmas
Dresses all year round then special occasions would be fucking jumbo cords and hiking boots.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)
I would say I will let my child wear what the hell they like
But I am pretty convinced it will be worse than that Big Daddy film. If I had had that choice as a child I would have spent my time from the age of 5 to about twelve dressed as a Jedi.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)
My mum always bought my pants for me.
Fucking massive y-fronts. Horrible, horrible.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Until what age? I had to have a chat with my mum when she intended to send me back to boarding school with 9 pairs of assorted Y fronts. I was 14!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)
37.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)
She would have beaten your dad?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)
If mess got made or things got broken
it was me and Dad's fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)
I remember playing that, it was well hard
and a bit unhygienic.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Everyone gets their own apple
Far more hygienic than sloshing around in slobbery water.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Sounds tasty
but I think you mean apple-bobbing

Edit - once again Vipros has made my contribution POINTLESS
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)
mwahahahhahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)
i'll get you next time Gadget...NEXT TIME

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Go and watch Pebble Mill
I will be having duck-apple in a council flat.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)
I thought the only things that happened in council flats
were knife crime and grinding poverty
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)
In ours it was Simon and Garfunkel
and cheesy puffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

contribution existence
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)
He does seem to have the "I'm from the South West but i'm not a carrot cruncher" niche all sewn up.
Perhaps I can substitute for him when he goes on holiday
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Ok, I'll make sure I transfer my affections accordingly.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)
wtf
turn my back to get some flapjack for one minute and this is what happens?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)
get some flapjack?
Is that a euphamism? Right, WHO IS SHE?!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)
we played some one year as we had a goodies vs baddies theme
there was something involving making a balloon tower and something involving making gingerbread people.

But to be fair, most of my friends are roleplayers and the roleplay pub crawl has a surprising number of rules so its not that surprising
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)
I've found one where you tie a balloon to everyone's ankle and you have to try and pop everyone else's balloon
which I thought sounded fun. And our living room is big enough that people don't have to play if they don't want to.

I'm going to create a den type thing in one corner where people can sit and chat if they want, away from all the frivolity.

If you type 'halloween adult games' into google it brings up hundreds of "charades, but Halloween themed!" or "pictionary but Halloween themed!" which is just lame. I want silly games that won't get boring and can be played by as few or as many as want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)
that is actually surprisingly fun
the balloon game.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)
the independent did an little supplement thing
on party games just before we did our party, we got lots from there, I don't have it any more, though. The gingerbread thing was a challenge to make a gingerbread man of the character you had come as. Points for the best ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)
you could do that one with straws and peas
where you have to suck them up from one bowl and drop them in another.

or the 'pass the balloon from using your knees' game
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)
I suspect the difference between
larpers and real people is that usually we use games as an excuse for parties rather than the other way around
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)
I was going to suggest that drunk, stoned murder in the dark is entertaining
but I will caveat it by saying "only if you don't live in a fucking soap opera like bobbychompy"

generally though, organised fun is shit. Everyone's got to be in the mood, or those things become awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)
Apart from the assualt it was a good party
I went as Death. I made my own costume out of black bed sheets and did my own face paint. I was very proud.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)
I'm hoping that if I start off with some games that don't need many players
so that other people who aren't in the mood might want to join in later.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Drunken Twister.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)
+ Naturist

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)
I bought Twister a month ago
and I still haven't had chance to play it, I'm well excited!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)
I've just Googled "Nude Twister", and am planning to buy the game this week.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)
I bet that was NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Yep.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Uh save the games for when people get drunk already
I've played drunken Twister naturally, but mostly it's either drinking games, or drunken Scrabble.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)
When I passed out on Monday morning people played Buckaroo with me
Drinking games are brilliant though, my favourite is certainly Roxanne.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)
Roxanne?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)
1. Get mixed company, preferably student types
2. Acquire booze, music playing equipment and "Roxanne" by the Police.
3. Put on "Roxanne" by the Police
4. Pour out a lot of alcohol
5. Men drink whenever "put on the red light" is said
6. Women drink whenever "Roxanne" is said.
7. Prepare for carnage.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)
This sounds less like a 'party game' than 'synchronised drinking'...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Well, it is
but if you do it at the beginning of the night, by the end of a 3 minute song people are already fairly drunk, and it's really really fucking funny to do it when everyone's hammered.

May lead to unconsciousness. Possibly in a shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Don't limit it to a shower
With a house party you have a whole range of places to explore - when was the last time you woke up in a fridge?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)
This was halls party
Passing out places were: corridor, shower, floor, bed, smoking shelter, rubbish room, kitchen.
I made a habit of the shower.

In the new place I have the feeling I'll lock myself in the large cupboards. They're carpeted and quite roomy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I do enjoy Ring of Fire

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)
aka 'going to Tayyab's'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)
One day, one day

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Someone drew the Japanese Waterfall card
and to the right of him was someone who'd poured in vodka but not put mixer in. Much fun was had by all. Apart from the poor person who was the last to stop drinking PURE VODKA
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)
last time I played
I ended up with the dirty pint :( It had a hula-hoop floating on the top
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Blargh
I've not had to do that yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)
it was disgusting
imagine vodka, port, Lambrini, rum and orange juice mixed together, topped off with white wine
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)
One night I had Prozit, Lambrini, squash and vodka
that made things...interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)
I had Vodka, Strongbow, White Wine, and Stella
My body really didn't like that, but I refused to let myself vomit!

*googles Prozit* Ah. Erm...you win!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)
What's Roxanne?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)
live action buckaroo
is a tradition round here. We once got stuff up to the ceiling, took photos and took it all off before he woke up. First he knew was when the photos were put up in his barracks
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)
It was only a few plates and (full and closed) beer cans
Not as bad as when my friend passed out face down across the threshold of the yurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)
I love Roxeanne!
there's a video of us playing that in Newquay, it looks like a normal night with everyone sitting, chatting, until suddenly he sings Roxeanne and all the girls jumped up and downed their drinks.

We also played a game where you have to cover your teeth with your lips to talk and anyone who fails has to drink. A couple we were with had an argument, but never once did they stop playing, it was ridiculous. She was trying to shout at him but the words were unintelligible, it was hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)
There's one where if you ask a question three times to someone you have to drink
it's one of the cards in Kings I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Buckaroo tends to get out of hand at mine
It started with a cushion, ended with every cushion in the house, sleeping bags, shoes, chairs, and one of the other people on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)
OH MY DEAR SWEET LAMPITO !
You have to lern that thourghly and uttly disgracing yourself on a weekly basis is Not A Good Thing.

Can't you stay in and enjoy some hollyoaks instead?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I've taken to cutting down my intake to just 12 bottles of WKD
and the lemon too- the blue disagrees with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Enforced fun is a terrific way to make the whole evening tremendously awkward.
A couple of years ago I had two options for Hallowe'en:
1. Go to one of those murder mystery parties or
2. Go to a regular house party.
Presented with the choice between a whole evening of meticulously organised enforced fun (and possibly enforced transvestism) and an evening of my normal house party routine of sitting in a corner drinking myself into a stupor, you can probably understand why I chose option 2.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I did a muder mystery for new years
I was not up for it really but it turned out to be brilliant. And I won so even better. If it's with your friends it is fine but can imagine it's a bit awkward when you go up to a stranger and ask them if they are Professor Peanut.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)
I've had decent experiences with murder mystery parties.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)
I imagine
if I'd stopped being such a miserable fucker and gone to the murder mystery rather than the regular house party, then I'd probably have got into the spirit and enjoyed myself. In general I'm not a fan of organised fun, though, so the idea of having to go through something so elaborate set a lot of alarm bells ringing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)
same here actually
although I kind of forgot the point, and was confused when all the evidence seemed to be pointing towards me being the murderer.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)
haha love it
Fight Club themed murder mystery where it turns out to be you and you didn't know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)
I don't mean an entire night themed with a single game
I mean having the option to play some of the games if you feel like it, or not bothering if you don't.

I don't mind if people don't want to, they don't have to, but I'm hoping people will be a bit warmer to the idea than this miserable lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)
I think you've got the right idea
Having them there as an option is probably not a bad idea, especially if people are standing around looking a bit bored. I just had visions of the opposite extreme, whereby it's very easy to kill the atmosphere of the entire place by declaring that everybody is now going to play the Pin the Donkey on the Twister, Queensbury Rules Variant.

Edit: May derive from bad experience with a game that involved picking up a cardboard box with one's mouth. As one of the taller and less flexible people in the room, I was continually goaded to try by people who drew a perverse level of amusement from my inability to bend without overbalancing into an undignified faceplant.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)
I found that on a party games list, only with a paper bag
my first thought was "eww that bag would get soggy pretty quickly"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Well with this one you started with a cereal box
and once everyone had tried to pick it up, you cut a strip off the top, thus making it smaller with each iteration. I suppose you could do the same with a paper bag, although the cereal box is more structurally sound.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)
I'd have chosen option 1
and then done a real murder, of the cunt who invited me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Great minds and all that
(See thread near bottom of page)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)
You probably don't get invited to many parties

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)
also
almost all drinking games are shit. the only one worth playing is where you flip a coin, the person to your left guesses, if they get it wrong you spin the coin and they drink for as long as it is spinning. If they get it right you pass it on.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I've never really liked drinking games
but I've never been a student, so that might be why.

Ring of fire never ends well.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)
trouble is
most of my mates are either really shit at them, which is frustrating, or they prefer to drink at their own pace
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Drinking at your own pace is the correct answer.
Otherwise the options are as follows:

1: You're a cunt, your friend(s) are passed out vomiting, you laugh and carry on with your evening.
2: You're not a cunt, your friend(s) are passed out vomiting, your evening is ruined as you're busy looking after them.

If you're really lucky, the roles will be reversed and you'll be the one covered with sick.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)
nor does Never have I ever
18 shots of vodka makes it even worse
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)
do you mean "I have never"?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)
pretty much yeah
whatever name you give it (we sconce at my place) it never ends well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Ends alright for me
But that's probably a measure of what an exceptionally boring person I am...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)
That game where
you put your hand on the table and stab between each of your fingers in order, with a large knife, is good. I recommend everyone try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)
a better version for most "party gamers" would be to slice an artery and see who can lose the most blood before passing out.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Mumblypeg

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Large knife.
AKA large pork sword
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Five Finger Fillet

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Oh MAN !
You're planning something for my birthday? I never would have guessed, that's awesome, thank you so much !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)
'cus halloween is my birthday, you see, so you should all start saving up for gifts and shit.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)
You can come to my party if you want
we're going to play pass the parcel
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

parcel placenta

No, I have no idea why either
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)
well I suppose that is pretty halloweeny
but I wouldn't know where to get hold of any
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:10, Reply)
0o0o0oh, put me down as a deffo-maybe.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)
you could play Johnny Balloonface

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)
which is...?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)
get a balloon
stand face to face, a little over arms length away from each other. Put arm behind back (right if right handed) and try and smash balloon into the other persons face.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)
that made me officelol
and I'm on the phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:10, Reply)
splendid :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)
That one where you put all your car keys in a bowl.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Auto soup?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)
and you end up with your own keys

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)
I don't even drive.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Snort tequila and play 'pin the tail on the ho.'

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)
I said I wanted something DIFFERENT to my other house parties

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Poodo?
It's like Cluedo but someone secretly does a shit in a room and the others deduce the culprit by asking dietary questions such as "do you like corn?"
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)
^ this makes me giggle a lot more than it should

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)
that made me laugh
and it was about poo, which repulses me, so well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Your use of the word 'repulse' made me think of magnetic repulsion
And the consequence of some similar force becoming apparent when you have a dump. If the force were strong enough, the recoil could launch you clean off the khazi...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Years ago we played one called Werewolf
eblong.com/zarf/werewolf.html

It was really good fun but you need to explain the rules before people get too pissed. It gets funnier as people get more drunk and they become incapable of subtlety and more suggestible.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)
oh i've played this!
it's well cool
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)
I've had this explained to me
and thought it sounded fucking shit.

It's far too complicated to try and play with a range of people, seeing as most people manage to fuck up even the most simple of drinking games.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)
It's good for groups of a dozen or so people
It is on the complicated side, as I said you have to go through it before people are too cabbaged. But, it doesn't involve anyone doing anything physically humiliating which can put a lot of people off.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I've played this but as Lugaroo
which is werewolf in French or some bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Loup-garou
I think you'll find.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)
I thought that was how Americans tried to pronounce 'Loughborough'...?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)
What's that game called
in which you all turn up to the house with a partner and then have sex with everyone else's wife except your own?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)
It's called
Pin the Tail on someone elses donkey
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Donkey Swap?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Ba-donkey-donk

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Gang rape?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)
a Friday night?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)
BGB Bash?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Is this your subtle way of telling me you tried to have sex with Davros and PJM?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Vice versa actually

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)
It must have been those alluring yellow shorts

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Also, I need to find someone in my life who knows how to play Mao
as the boy who taught me has no life since going to CAmbridge :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)
If he taught you how to play Mao...
...you were not playing Mao. First rule of Mao is there is no explaining or asking about the rules. New players are expected to join a game and deduce the rules of play by observation, trial and error.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Yeah he didn't teach me per se
I observed him but can't remember any of the rules -takes card- other than That's The Badger and certain cards mean you have to speak in Latin or switch directions.

Take a card for mentioning the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Dammit!
Best thing is you can always pretend to know the rules and bullshit others.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)
POINT OF ORDER
and of course there's point of order where you can ask vague questions or say things that are punishable by penalty (like swearing) without penalties
END POINT OF ORDER

I really fucking loved that game. And Greek Camp (why else do you think we did it in Latin?)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Greek Camp?
Other than a potential title for gay pr0n - what is it?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)
2 weeks in Dorset with toffs and private school kids
and booze and Oxbridge lecturers and fancy dress and a concrete ampitheatre and more work than you could imagine and more fun than you could imagine :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)
ah
sounds like Gotterton Urg
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)
*searches for link*
Exacly - but only if playing by the Charterhouse Rules during Lent.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Is this one of those parties you're not going to invite me to?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)
The Conservative Party?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)
I'll invite you
but only if you don't write "sorry I'm busy doing _______" and the alternative is something really boring so it'll sound like you'd rather do that than come to my party because that would make me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)
I currently have no plans for halloween,
that said I probably wont come but having a number of event invitations on facebook makes me feel like almost a complete person.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Plus your boyfriend owes me a pint.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)
and Manchester is nowhere near
Milton Keynes
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)
It's only about an hour and a half on the train,
and it's direct.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)
THANK THE LORD

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Manchester is joy, hope and common decency are
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)
then again, neither's Manchester.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)
he didn't get the buttsex
so I don't think he'll be buying you a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)
I can't believe you are inviting Chompy and not me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)
or me
I'd probably bring her wine, and promise not to throw up in her house
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)
I make no such promises.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)
exactly
so why do you have the invite?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Because I'm such an awesome person?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)
I'd bring the love
and probably some weed
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Haha, I didn't even have to bribe my entery.
I might buy a 1ltr bottle of WKD Blue, and mix it with vodka that I pick up at the party.

Naturally I'll backwash everything I take a sip from, and I don't even drink !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)
you can come
as long as you play my party games and don't say they're all shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)
like you're going to come all the way up to Manchester
you're not even going to London in October
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)
I didn't realise that one was in London in October
I do have to see my brother in London at some point, and I'm toying with the idea of a week off in October, so might be able to make it.

Would have to bring my mrs though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)
deal's off then.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)
I'd totally write "YOUR MUM" on that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Noels House Party?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Play Go-Johnny-Go-Go-Go-Go

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)
League of Gentlemen?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Yup

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)
class

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I tell you what is fun
Booking two front row balcony tickets to see the London Sinfionetta play Steve Reich's 'Music for 18 Musicians', in Glasgow, next year.


Now, pass the comedy breasts, it's my turn for vodka karoake!!!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Wasn't that sampled on the Orb's "Little Fluffy Clouds"?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)
I think that was 'Counterpoint'

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)
*Googles*
You are right.
I do think you should sit in the front row with fake breasts.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)
You know me too well!!
Comedy breasts AND a 'Sex Instructor' baseball cap, and indulge in a lolwakky drinking game in the foyer.


Job, fucking, done.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Now you are talking.
Maybe the hat could also be a 'beer-holder' with straws leading to the mouth.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)
*clicks fingers*
Bingo.

If you haven't heard this particular album, I insist you seek it out, it is hypnotic and intense. Can't wait to see it live.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I don't see the point in playing a game that isn't a drinking game
what the hell sort of games to adults get into anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)
oh you have no idea K-dizzle
we get up to some mad crazy good clean wholesome shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)
like bobbing for dildos?
i bet you're WELL good at that
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)
hahah
you saw the photos
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I'm a student
but even at non-student parties, and older parties the rule seems to stand. Plenty of alcohol, and games that involve the potential of touching the person you are interested in, even in the most innocuous of ways
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Oh man if you played that game wiht me I'd be all over EVERYONE
Though as a rule of thumb I don't touch people I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:50, Reply)
I'm far too shy for that
I'd be worried that they'd be creeped out
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)
People laugh at me when I tell them I'm incredibly shy :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)
I'm not shy with normal people
but I'm shy with people I'm interested in, usually to keep that unfortunate fact hidden
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

when I tell them I'm incredibly shy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)
:( :( :( :( :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)
*points* Ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Host a murder mystery...
..and leave before it starts.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Or use it
as an excuse to bump off somebody you don't like.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Then it is not so much a game as an actual murder, is it?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)
You just have to make it look as though they're really committed to their part of "playing dead"
Hopefully by the time rigor mortis wears off, everybody will be too pissed to notice the smell.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Mask the aroma with pungent skunk.
Win/Win.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Clean off any blood
Lie victim face down
Lift their head and vomit under it
Explain to anyone who's concerned that they should have seen him/her knocking back that Sambuca earlier
Guests laugh and prod victim and remain oblivious to their death. Pungent skunk is probably a good option as well.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Pungent Skunk is ALWAYS a good option.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)
seconded

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)
But this way is FUN!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)
By far the best party game.... GIANT JENGA
Find some old/unused timber and make a giant jenga set. Great party game in that it's social, everyone wants to have a go and you can work alcohol into the gameplay.

Of course, it's best done outside.
(unoriginal spluffed so hard it came out her nose on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:47, Reply)

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