Ooh!
Hmm...only 9. Unless by 'Clegg' they mean anyone who voted for him, in which case 10.

Or unless you believe the rumours of my massive bumderism in which case I'm up to 11, possibly 12 if you count surprise bumderisings as a form of abuse.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Abuse?
More like a happy ending.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Oh, you're getting such a bumming next time I see you...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I finally have something to look forward to.
Weeeeeeeeeeee!


Apart from it not being a surprise anymore.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Oh.
Sorry, but I'm just not into that...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

You can use your trusty marrow
the surprise will be which end you use.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Just as long as she doesn't wee all over me.
Though I did pick up a fresh and mighty marrow just the other day...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I do believe them, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Do you believe them more than you believe the words of Jesus Christ?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I believe the words of The Troggs more that those.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Excellent. I think this is enough belief on which to found a cult of Bumderism and The Troggs.
With possibly Bumderism Of The Troggs as a breakaway group.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

The original working title for
'Silence of the Lambs'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)