Pah! Microchip?
Just put the cats next to a fuck-off big magnet that will corrupt all the data on their microchips. Take them to the vet saying someone had trouble scanning them the other day and could they replace them? Then give the vet your details and no one's the wiser.

Or maybe Noone's the wiser.
*checks over shoulder for Monty*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I am indeed MUCH WISER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

YAY!

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I am nothing
if not 'here to help', young Crow-Magnon Man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Crow-Magnon Man! I like this moniker.
(And heaven knows I need all the 'help' I can get...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)