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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am fucking angry & would like your advice pleaseGot four cats. Two of which are registered in my ex-girlfriends name. She’s a veterinary nurse and a complete cunt. We split up 2 ½ years ago (very acrimoniously) and I have the two cats that are registered in her name. We chose the cats together & they have been with me ever since she moved out. She has never contacted me to ask for the cats.
I have tried contacting her via email to ask her to change the registration details to my name, so I can get the microchips put in my name, have the full medical history for them at my vets etc. She’s been ignoring my emails and my vets can’t do anything without her agreement. I am convinced she is doing this out of spite (she’s been very spiteful in other ways since we split up).
I need to get them switched – if one of them were to be injured and taken by someone else to a vet then the vet wouldn’t be able to contact me. I can’t even get the microchip numbers & the microchip company won’t help. I can't even get the records updated with my current address.
For a woman that claims to be an animal lover she is being a cunt. So my question is, should I get a solicitor involved? Maybe a letter to the vet practice where she works (which is where the cats are registered)? Yours views would be appreciated.
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A solicitor is taking it a bit far.Why not give the vets a bell, explain the story without saying who the awkward 3rd party is and get their advice.
If they say, 'get a solicitor involved' say, 'will do, can you let 'your ex' know to expect a letter'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:43,
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The vets can't help and they can see from their records that it is a member of their staff too.(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)
Or you could just send her a letter or call herPeople change their email addresses all the time.
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I was insinuating that people you know change their email addresses to avoid youexplaining jokes is tiring, how do you find the time to do it so often?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:51,
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I wouldn't say terribleI thought it was quite good
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:08,
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That's because you spend far too much time stroking each others massive egos.(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)
Naa, we spend about the right amount of time doing that(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:14,
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kitty just deleted a post because she's a retard who misread my comments.(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)
a response to this subthread, or elsewhere?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:21,
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A response to me calling her a bullywhen she read it as I was calling myself a bully for some reason.
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she's a nice girlbut she's got no brains
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:24,
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damn you saw it!I didn't read which one it was in response to and assumed it was still the facebook one.
derp.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:44,
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beckybix might know a way around itI'm surprised they're being so pedantic about a cat.
I doubt a solicitor will do anything, and if they do they will charge you dickloads.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:46,
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that's not bullyingit just made you look like the kind of guy who posts on Truelad.com.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:52,
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More like 'perving on the idea of two girls I barely know poledancing together even though I don't fancy them CREEPYLAD!'(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:01,
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I didn't even think about that,just that one of the things that made your life bearable was taken away from you, LOL
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oh ok fair enough, carry onI am a bit gutted about it as I really enjoyed my class, however, as I live in Manchester and the class was in Blackburn, I have plenty of replacements to choose from, plus it was kind of a ballache spending every Thursday night there.
I'll just go and practice at Applebite's house, we're going to work on some doubles next time we get together so you can add that to the Girls I Don't Fancy Wank Bank.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:09,
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the dance studio have told my teacher that she has to get a qualificationwhich I assume is the Fitness to Music NVQ bollocks, before she can carry on teaching, but the course costs £1,000 and she has to pay for it herself. As she only teaches 3 classes a week and gets paid £15 a class, it's obviously not worth it.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:19,
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It was just fucking creepy.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:54,
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Also I don't like using real names for creatures like usIt feels weird to call you whatever you're called
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:57,
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I know, but at least I've changed it back to something almost resembling it(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:09,
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I assumed that Beckyletters was his ex.:-)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:47,
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I was going to say thatbut I thought she might fuck me up
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:52,
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So instead you set up the DogFucker for a kicking.Cheers.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:53,
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Ask the cats what they want.They might not want you to adopt them properly.
A social worker might be a good starting point.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:48,
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ha ha ha. I have had them for the last 2 & a half years since we split up. Do you know a feline social worker?(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)
I don't sadly.I'll ask around. Maybe someone on Facebook knows of a cat social worker.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:52,
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Get rid of the cats, they're just things that stop you from realising how empty and barren your life isThey're really just surrogates for children.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:52,
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Nah. According to my current gf kids are on the cards for next year so they're not surrogates.(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)
best get rid of them then, you don't want your baby dying of toxoplasmosis(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)
tenner says the cats try to suffocate the baby.They know what they're doing.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:03,
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I have mentioned this to my gf & reckon any sprog of mine will punch the cat to pieces(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)
hold onto that thought whilst you choose which picture should go on the programmefor your infant's FUNERAL!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:07,
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ha ha. Won't bother with a funeral. Will just chop up the corpse & feed it to the cats.(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)
A solicitor seems taking it a bit farcan't you have the microchips removed and the cats rechipped? Perhaps on the black market or something
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:55,
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Probably best if you get the chips wiped to avoid future confusion5 minutes in the microwave should do it
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:57,
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I was thinking of putting them in the freezer like you used to be able to do with car stereos to remove the code(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)
Put them in your dustbin.Then it will get in the newspapers and you can tell them it was a cry for help.
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girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:57,
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I think you should ask *coventry cat binners name here*for advice
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:58,
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Are you setting this up for some really poor'pussy' joke?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:08,
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No ya daft sodI'm just worried that my cat and my boyfriend are going to fall out bigtime.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:09,
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Do they have opposing views on politics and stuff?(Have you got a 'gob on')?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:10,
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They have opposing views on biting people's feetand covering clothes with cat fur.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:11,
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The boyfriend is against having his feet savagedand the cat is pro-transfurring.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:15,
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I'm sure they'll work it out.Maybe your boyfriend could take the scrapings from the sink after he has a shave and put them on the cat - for a bit of a laugh, like. He might also want to stand on the cats feet. Again, for a bit of a laugh, like.
I'm sure the cat will understand 100% what your boyfriend is getting at and stop its own annoying behaviour.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:17,
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he doesn't like footballHe likes CBBC and bouncing DVD screensavers.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:14,
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You should probably return him to the care centre, they don't like it if you make off with patients(
Theoban What of it, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:17,
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OhThen you have to fight for custody of the chips. like Kramer Versus Kramer.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:15,
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I will if I have to. Have gaz'd Beckybix. Dependent on what she says I'll possibly get a solicitor involvedsounds ridiculous but my pets are important to me.
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someone being irrational over cats?on the internet?!
Oh god I sound like Bert. Sorry.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:38,
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Pah! Microchip?Just put the cats next to a fuck-off big magnet that will corrupt all the data on their microchips. Take them to the vet saying someone had trouble scanning them the other day and could they replace them? Then give the vet your details and no one's the wiser.
Or maybe Noone's the wiser.
*checks over shoulder for Monty*
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I am nothingif not 'here to help', young Crow-Magnon Man.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:36,
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Crow-Magnon Man! I like this moniker.(And heaven knows I need all the 'help' I can get...)
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A mate of mine is getting divorced & his ex is changing her surname to the name of one of her dead cats.Not sure if this assists you as I didn't read more than the first couple of sentences.
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broadsword, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:22,
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'Cos she is a mentalist innitI asked the same question, & that ^ was the answer I got
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broadsword, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:28,
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Just imagine those whiskers tickling your groingo on, imagine it
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broadsword, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:38,
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Solicitors have magic powers that allow them to change the microchip data.So yes. Get one of them.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:38,
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The solicitor can force a custody/ ownership hearing. Or simply scare her in to doing the right thing.(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)
you'll be referred to as the crazy cat guy in the office.the secretaries will slag you off.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:46,
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Go round your ex'sand punch her in the fucking tits.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:38,
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would live to. Particularly as they were 30FF's. Great size for punching.(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)
at that size they were probably better for kneeing.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:46,
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Black bin bag, brick, bridge and river.... I'll let you work out how to do the rest.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:41,
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Yep. Would be great to put my ex in a bin bag & throw her in the river.(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:43, Reply)
Have you tried the WorkShitFish methord of looking after cats?What you do, right, is pick the cat by the tail, and pelt it at a window with as much strength as you can muster. If the glass doesn't break, pick it up again, and try again. Keep on going until you end up with a big ball of fur,blood,cartalidge and glass.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:49,
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stop encouraging suicide on the internet.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:47,
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I would never suggest that _maybe_ life is better after you're dead.That nobody really knows what happens, but there is a lot of pain in this world, the pain inflicted by exes, her revenge on the ones you love (your cats). And that if you're gone, that'll be the end of all the pain, and maybe, just maybe, you'll end up in a land of pure bliss, that your wildest dreams would come true. And that you would never know the differance until you try it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:51,
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Have you asked the cats' opinionOr, just throw them out of the window.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:44,
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