You shouldn't walk outside girls on the pavement,
bag theives go on the inside.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

there are too many variables
which direction you are going, on which side of the road, and on which arm she carries her bag.

It's best to kick her into the gutter and steal her bag yourself. It's the simplest way.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I was just writing out a response almost exactly the same as Vipros'
I really need to start reading things properly and not be so impulsive.

Ooh a squirrel!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Where??

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

outside my window
there was one on the pavement as I was walking to work this morning and it ran to the edge of the pavement to cross the road, I was so close to crossing with it to make sure it was safe but luckily it was Speedy Gonzales squirrel
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Maybe it ran to the edge of the pavement because it thought it was on a date with oyu.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)

it was well cute
I could do worse.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)

There, on the stair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)