The outside of the pavement thing I get
But standing when she leaves the table? If she's just going to the loo then this will surely prompt the question of where you're going in her absence.

(Other than that, seems like sound advice to me [not that I have a great track record with this sort of thing])
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:00, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good point
She might think you're following her to the toilet, which some might see as irregular behaviour.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

"Oh, I'm sorry, I assumed you'd let me watch you pee..."

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

this is one of my favourite because almost no one does it.
A true lady will understand.

James Bond does it in Casino Royale, it's lovely, even when the big-eared bitch storms off after questioning his morals.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

But in that case she's leaving the restaurant/dining car
what if she's just nipping to the bogs?

And Eva Green is lovely.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)