Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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They're all fucking offbecause they hate you and your fucking cancer.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:16,
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16 years ago)
FINE THENI don't need friends anyway. I can keep myself perfectly entertained at home and have enthralling conversations with my tumour as it slowly spreads throughout my drink-ravaged body and corrupts my internal organs, one by one and I gradually die, in great pain and with no other company except the tumour that is destroying me. And with the last ounces of my strength, I make a final, solitary cup of tea, and go to the fridge to find the fucking milk's gone off.
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