Same here.
I replace something when it's broken and not when something newer and shinier comes out.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This is the problem with society today.
When I were a lad, and all this was just fields, Old Man DogFucker would repair things. If the kettle was on the blink, he'd investigate and fix it. If the telly broke, a specialist TV repair man would be called to fix it (or it would go back to Radio Rentals and they'd sort it).

These days, if something breaks, we replace it no mend it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Those newer and shinier Greek waiters
are nowhere near as good as the old ones anyway. Best just remembering the good times, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:56, Reply)

How many waiters have you got yourself under?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I once had a fight with about 5 young Grecos
on a beach. They followed me around chanting 'Jesus Christ' at me until I threw a stein at one of them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:08, Reply)

You is well 'ard.
Stein and deliver!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Hardly.
I had to hide in a hotel until they fucked off. I was on a 6th form trip to see Classical sites so luckily we were off the next morning.

Moped-riding bottom-wranglers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:24, Reply)

What is it with your average European and his love of mopeds?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:26, Reply)

It's second only
to their love of purse-snatching, weedy-moustache-growing and pastel-coloured-clothing-wearing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:29, Reply)

You'd have a weedy-moustache
You drug abuser.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Mine is worthy of the R.A.fucking F I'll have you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Men in uniform are your bestest of all the men.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:55, Reply)

^This

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Do you have a weedy moustache too?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)

No way.
She's always very careful - she'd never catch what you Germans call 'Wee Dee'.

Very personal question there, I'm appalled.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Sorry.
I should remember my place around here.

Consider me repremanded.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

SCHWEINHUND!
*slaps round face with highly collectable luxury logo-embossed Gestapo glove*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Tsk.
slaps round face with highly collectable luxury logo-embossed Gestapo glove cock.

You big gaymo.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:28, Reply)

The only waiter I spoke to was Armenian.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Who said anything about speaking?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:09, Reply)

*snort*

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:11, Reply)

It's like you can see into my sitting room.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Ooooh! Ooooh! I think I know this one.
Drugs.

Close?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:16, Reply)

I'm going with Monty owning a truffling pig
A long shot I admit
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:19, Reply)

Jeffers, you are like Derren Brown in your perspicacity.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:20, Reply)

You calling my brain a gay?
You starting?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:20, Reply)

GAY-BRAIN, GAY-BRAIN!
Look everyone, Jeff's a 'gay-brain'!

Hahahahaha

Gay-brain.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Homobrainophobe.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:32, Reply)

Er - 'gay-brain'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Stop starting.
Gay-brain hater.

Just because I can see into the future, you get scared.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:11, Reply)

^ classic 'gay-brain' talk here, if anyone's interested.
WHICH I SERIOUSLY DOUBT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Okay. I'll prove it.
Tomorrow.

Someone will call someone 'Bert'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Pardon, Gay-brain?
I can't quite hear you over the DEAFENING SOUND OF YOUR GAY BRAIN.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:34, Reply)

Proper LOL from me.
If I may...

POTD
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:38, Reply)

It's surely not better
than my 'MC rhymes' today?

Gah! No-one understands me OR my music.

*flounces*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:47, Reply)

I didn't read it.
I don't read a lot of what gets posted here.

Feel free to have SPOTD
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Lots of vinyl
and a pervasive odour of cat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:22, Reply)

No more smell of cat, sadly.
No-one on which to blame the 'Whiskas stains' on the curtains, nowadays.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:31, Reply)

What happened to your pussy?

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:34, Reply)

He moved to the country
where he could run around and kill things instead of being cooped up in my flat all the time.

Re-reading that, it rather appeals to me, apart from the running around bit, of course.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:43, Reply)

It's all about the killing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Aw! you have no-one to cuddle : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:46, Reply)

No-one
alive, no.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)

I understand.
The dead don't fight back.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Or have 'a headache'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Rapierist!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:20, Reply)

available all month as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:21, Reply)

fuckin' sexy like

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:27, Reply)

likes a good game
of sleeping lions
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:36, Reply)

LIONS LIONS FUCKING LIONS

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:36, Reply)

Surely it would have sunk in everywhere?
And hang around, like a malevolent, mewing spectre?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:31, Reply)

My own putrid stench
is like a mortuary Febreze, luckily.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:33, Reply)

The smell of tears, regret, dried semen
and dry meat.


Delicious.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:36, Reply)

'Disappointment.......by Monty Boyce...'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:45, Reply)

bedroom-in-the-dark-lol
It'll be a best seller.

"Suggestions for use: Spray on an old blanket, then roll into a rough sausage shape. You can put this in your bed and snuggle up to it, it'll almost be like having someone else sharing your pitiful existence!"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:48, Reply)

'Comes with free razorblades'
because we know you can't come without them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:53, Reply)

The advertising world
is your fucking oyster, young lady.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:55, Reply)

Thanks
I try
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:09, Reply)