I'm sorry
I genuinely think I'm going to be sick.
Though isn't cornflour and water a non-Newtonian fluid? Do you think the same is true of spunk and cornflour?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It is. It's exciting stuff, as the harder you hit it, the more solid it gets.
Like a sphincter contracting more and more sharply as the jackhammering increases in vigour.

I fear the salty protein suspension that is my semen may, however, break the surface tension and slacken the polluted mixture.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I remember playing with it when cooped up in a tiny apartment in LA
(cornflour and water, not your semen- I doubt you would have been old enough to produce it then and it's a long way to shoot :P )
It was exciting but because I added food dye my hands were purple. The joys of "Science Experiments"

Well, as for your latter point... THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT! Let us know.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)