I almost resprayed my car last night with "Dumb chav who walked out in front of me"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I almost remodelled the front end of mine the other day
with shitty car driven by fucking retard pulling out onto a roundabout from behind a bus which had clearly stopped because someone was driving round the roundabout.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Sorry about that
I always drive with my eyes closed when I visit Exeter
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

you are an ugly old man

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Which is why I drive with my eyes closed
just in case I see my reflection in the rear view mirror.

See, it all makes perfect sense.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

you looked pretty surprised and cross to be given such a thorough blast of the horn
I find it irritating that when someone does something completely retarded and dangerous that they then look angry when they are chastised for it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)