But then I turn a load of objects into immovable objects.
That and they would probably burn my house down while I slept
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Down the road a bit then, so its not obviously you.
Yoy know you want to.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

What I actually want to do
is burst into the house with an assault rifle and remove every single motherfucking last one of them from the gene pool.

But as mummy used to tell me; "I want" doesnt "get"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

If you do get to fulfill your ambition, get it up on Youtube before the rozzers get to hear of it.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)