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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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soooo...
what's everyone doing this weekend?

If it's shit, make something up. The more elaborate the better.

A builder in a van stuck his tongue out at me this morning, is this to get around the anti-wolf whistling laws? I'm quite sad they got rid of them, we women used to tut and sigh and make out we hated it, but we didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:37, 203 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I'm going to Woodworks at the forest centre at Marston Mortaine
www.marstonvale.org/woodworks/

Looking at it now, it seems duller than it did. I hope the music isn't crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)
yeah maybe you should have made something up.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)
I was thinking that.
Really, I'm going caving in Chile.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)
awesome!
let me know how it pans out
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S A GOLD MINE AND YOU PAN FOR GOLD

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)
Do you have CAPS LOCK problems?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)
I actually wasn't making a joke because I couldn't think of a cave related one
so nice save, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)
Busy...
Tonight I am going for a few pints and a curry with Princess Theodora of Denmark.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:43, Reply)
hahah
when I read the first part of the sentence I thought "this is dull, he should have made something up"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)
I lied about the curry to make it sound exotic.
We will probably just get chips on the way home.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)
get curry sauce
have it both ways
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)
*falls to floor with innuendo overload*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)
there are anti-wolf whistling laws?
how stupid.

playing a gig tonight, my oldest friend's wedding tomorrow, surfing sunday followed by dinner with parents and grandparents
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:43, Reply)
How old is he?
Yeah I think most building companies have made it policy to ban their workmen from whistling at women because of the few stupid whinging harpies who decided to cry harassment.

I suppose there were some who took it past whistling though and could be quite offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)
you and jeff are both idiots
that's stupid

stupid harpies
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)
shut your face,
you've mentioned 'my oldest friend' so many times and I've resisted the urge, it was just too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)
how would you describe it?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)
My 98 year old friend is getting married?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)
I wouldn't, other people's weddings are boring.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)
shut up then

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)
that doesn't make sense

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)
NOR DOES YOUR FACE

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)
you win this round Vipros.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)
also
you're not a builder, feel free to whistle away.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)
no, I don't feel you deserve it now

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)
I didn't say it had to be at me
but thanks for thinking of me
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)
I know
but I was trying to get across that I currently disapprove of you
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)
oooh have I been naughty?
that probably grossed out the rest of OT
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)
it just means
podka dot knickers
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)
I don't get this

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)
you're like Bones

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)
I don't get this either.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)
She says
I don't understand/I don't get that

All the time whenever any one makes popculture references. You seem to do it with anything chompo says :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)
it's a /talk thing
two people discussing their relationship on open board
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)
ahh right ok.
sorry. If it helps, it's make believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)
I know that :D
I was just being a mocking cunt like most of the time
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)
How old is your friend?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)
ha I said that first.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)
Only by seconds.
Either way.

*JINX*

No returns.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)
This weekend I will be mostly trying not to lose my rag
My next door neighbours have gone on holiday and left their idiot retard of a chav son in charge, which means all his idiot retard chav mates will turn up in a chavaclade of shit modified saxos and novas and block me in.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:43, Reply)
have them towed.
Has that private clamping law actually been passed to stop cowboy clampers or is it just in talks? If it hasn't been passed then you could make some money. Or write "cars left here will have CDCs carved into them".
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)
It's tempting
but I bend over backwards to stay on good terms with my neighbours, because once neighbours fall out that's generally it for ever.

So I continue to knock on the door and politely ask them to move their car whenever I need to get out.

*Gnashes teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)
Could you park your car elsewhere for the duration? I know it's a ballache, but if it saves you hassle it's worth it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)
I live up a cul-de-sac
if I park elsewhere I take someone elses space which just adds to the problem.

It's just a case of grin-and-bear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)
without the grinning

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)
Put some caltrops down.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)
But then I turn a load of objects into immovable objects.
That and they would probably burn my house down while I slept
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)
Down the road a bit then, so its not obviously you.
Yoy know you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)
What I actually want to do
is burst into the house with an assault rifle and remove every single motherfucking last one of them from the gene pool.

But as mummy used to tell me; "I want" doesnt "get"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)
If you do get to fulfill your ambition, get it up on Youtube before the rozzers get to hear of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)
Sorting out my drums tonight as they sound a bit flat then watching the football
band practice tomorrow, we have found a bit of an all rounder so looking forward to that. On sunday I am going to a 1st birthday party for my friends kid. Exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:43, Reply)
I said to lie if it was boring.
Unless that was a lie and really it's even more boring than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)
No I am this dull.
I'm pretty though so it doesn't matter.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)
that's the kind of lie I was looking for.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Getting my hair done in a bit, going to a gig tomorrow
going back to London on Sunday. And hopefully still recovering. I still feel like shit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)
gig gig giggedy gig
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)
You still have my number aii?
I'll gaz you when I know how I'm getting htere, I might scab a lift off a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)
indeedio
just let me know if you want to come with us and I'll come get you. If not I'll text you when I arrive.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)
Thanks love
I'll be with a ridiculously skinny ridiculously hot ridiculously bouncy creature with huge eyes, she's a good laugh.

admittedly huge girl crush here
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)
Bambi?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)
She is quite bambi-like
Cracking legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)
oh in that case I don't want to meet up with you then.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)
Sad fucking face :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)
Is that the face you had when you were fucking sexface?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)
Extreme boredom and self-hatred more like

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)
Just read over the last thread
did you only just find out about that?! That was ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)
OH MY GOD

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)
I'm sorry, ok?
You are angry, I get morose and sleep with inappropriate people.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)
Are you in shock?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)
Chickenlady had a similar reaction.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)
I'm in gleeshock

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)
understandable
take two doses of CSI and it should clear up
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)
IT'S NOT UNDERSTANDABLE AT ALL IT'S HORRIFIC NO ONE SHOULD TAKE PLEASURE IN IT
I CERTAINLY DIDN'T
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)
Oh I was just punning off Glee
I thought she meant that she was in shock equivalant to that of watching glee
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)
If you hadn't made massive vagina jokes in the past
I wouldn't be finding it so funny.

I think I'd rather have a massive one than Vagina à la sexdick
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)
I guess the difference is
you don't have a massive vagina (I guess)

but Sexface is a bit mentally scarring. And actually all joking aside I would be weirded out and pretty shaken up if someone did to me, what Hexy did to Lampito
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)
I'm surprised he didn't get PUNCHED IN THE FACE.
Sorry.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)
this made me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)
He was running too fast
and i only had a vest on.

Next time, next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)
Still funny, I'm afraid.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)
For everyone except me :(
Fucking Hexy and his fucking pictures :/
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Hexy and his fucking pictures sexface
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)
Yeah, fucking Sexface and his fucking "Oh no don't sleep on the floor, you can sleep in my bed, ooh did I mention it was a bunkbed?!"

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)
oh that's hot
single bed loser.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)
There are pictures?
For the love of all that is holy, burn them.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)
She can't they're on wikileaks

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)
I think the phrase you were looking for there was
MY EEYYYYEEES
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)
Fucking Hexy bounded in at about 7 in the morning
Tore the covers off, and took a picture.

I think I may actually start crying now.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)
that is really really fucking weird

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)
I'm off on a Leo
Tomorrow.

Promises to be painful and messy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)
Alright Jeff
Where's the sun gone? I was told by that girl on Points West to expect sunshine all day. I even left the roof down on my car last night and it was fecking freezing this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)
Left the roof down on your car? Are you really a hairdresser?
I'll bet it wasn't Isobel Webster who told you it would be sunny. She'd not lie.

In fact, I reckon it is only sunny when the lovely Isobel says she wants sun.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)
mate I'm ex recruitment I went through a period of being a right twat
Have you seen Imogen Sellers on BBC news in the morning - she looks like a melted candle in HD I may have to switch to sky news.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)
I don't like Imogen Sellers
She does look like a melted candle.

I'm not a fan of Alex Lovell either. It's all about the Webster.

Oooh. The sun is starting to come out. I bet Isobel wants to walk to the shops or something.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

went through a period of being am
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)
Well it made me chuckle
Even if Bob has yet to comment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)
sorry popped home for lunch
yeah she acts like she hates me but I reckon TGB loves me.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)
Reckon?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)
Bookie says? No bet

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

come on gimme a hug
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)
Is that because you're the bookie
And you're refusing to take the best as you know Bob is correct?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)
I dunno... gambling confuses me

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)
Never mind.
Can you confirm your love, or otherwise, for our young hero Bob?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)
I'm gonna settle on indifference for now Jeff
but I'll risk it all by spinning the wheel of fortuuuuune!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)
You are Jenny Powell
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)
I'm playing the hungover and no sleep card

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)
what's a Leo?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)
A day long drinking session.
Kicking off tomorrow at 11am.

I'll probably be sound asleep by 3pm as I'm a complete River.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)
I see
I can't do all day drinking, I have to have a break for coffee every few drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)
Likewise.
I'll be thinking 'let's get some lunch' whilst the rest of the group start to get rounds of shots in.

I'm well out of my depth with this sort of carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)
I tried it once on a bank holiday Monday with some hardened drinker friends
we startd at 11am and by 2pm I was on lemonade and wanting a sammich.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)
I'm the same.
Well, without the lemonade. I need coffee. And food. Proper food.

I hope I'm not sick.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)
I can do it at a festival though for some reason
although we do have breaks of a couple of hours where we all stumble around complaining about how drunk we are, before sobering up a bit and continuing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)
This is true.
I've never once had a hangover at the festival either, even though I tend to drink shitty lager and warm cider and get very little sleep.

That might be the answer. Get drunk and spend the weekends sleeping in the garden.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)
it's about finding the right drink
I can drink pooh cider like Magners all day but Thatchers or Stowford 6 or 7 max
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)
Leo Sayer
All Dayer
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)
River.
River Phoenix = Lightweight.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)
I thought it was river banker.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)
Going to watch England tonight at wembley.
Then back to MK to go to a night your girl crush is running.

Then back to london tomorrow afternoon for the rest of the weekend.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)
fit.
have a good perv for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)
She'll be hammered by the time I get back from Wembley
she's not that attractive when she's smashed.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)
I'll just have to settle for perving on her facebook pictures.
.....



I haven't done that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)
Add her as a friend,
she'll think she knows you through the night she runs and then you could like all her status and poke her and that.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)
thanks for teaching me in the ways of facebook stalking
but she's left all her photos open so I've seen all I need to. Man that was creepy, I've actually been doing a Psychochomp on her.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)
She writes emails all in CAPS by the way, that might put you off.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)
oh that is well annoying.
I'll just have to settle for looking at her face in all those emo black and white shots she has.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)
That's the most romantic thing
I've read here.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)
If you want to be friends with me on facebook just add me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)
I don't know who you are
You're like Monty. I thought you didn't exist in real life, and were created only for B3ta.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)
Just search "*****"
I'll almost certainly be the first result.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)
ok, I will
But I still don't have a PC and my internet connection stopped working too, so you might have to wait a few days.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)
*is on the edge of my seat*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)
Hahaha!
You know, when my flatmate told me we didn't have PC or internet, I got very upset, but now... it's so relaxing to go home, after 10h working and 4h commute, and spend the 2h before going to bed talking, and looking after little things in the flat, rather than on facebook all the time...

I could happily live like this, if it wasn't because I'm trying to organise a wedding online.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)
"Then back to london tomorrow afternoon for the rest of the weekend"
your attempts to be elusive and interesting are neither. what are you doing in london all weekend, i need to know where to avoid LIKE THE PLAGUE!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)
Mark will be here tonight
and we're going to a Muse gig tomorrow (guess where we got the tickets)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)
I'm gonna be there too! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)
and me
lucky you
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Really?
Indeed, lucky me!

At what time do you want to go? Will you want to meet and say hello?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)
If we can that would be cool
I'll gaz you my number and you can text me when you arrive. I think we're setting off between 6 and 7pm. Do you know who the support bands are?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)
I know who they are
I haven't listen to them before, but Mark is interested in at least 2. Here: www.lccc.co.uk/otsite.php?p=news&id=3640
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)
they are
Editors // Band Of Skulls // Pulled Apart By Horses

Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)
Editors are worth a watch.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)
I've seen them
and to be honest if I wanted to listen to an Interpol knockoff I'd listen to Interpol. Much better and the frontman's hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)
Oh in that case you should take some earplugs
and spend the entire time with your back to the stage telling everyone that "you don't like this"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)
Hey, if I can last 8 hours of whatever music they play on the Lock Up Stage
I can handle some namby pamby NYC-Wannabies.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)
she isn't you Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)
Mark agrees with you
For the other 2, he doesn't know who they are. I know even less. I'm crap at music that is not in Spanish, but I do like a couple of songs by Muse, introduced to my by Guitar Hero.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)
they do a good show even if you don't know all the songs
the atmosphere the last time I saw them was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)
Glen Medeiros?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)
I'm better than that
What about Enrique Iglesias (just joking)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)
the Editors?
I fucking hate them. The guy is so up his own ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)
Me too.
SHOCKING NEWS JUST IN.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)
I thought you only hated things that everyone else liked.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)
No, he means he's up his own arse
do keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)
I'm going to wrestle a lion
then buy myself a Honda Accord.

In all truthfulness I'm probably going to lie around and buy more stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)
Fucking hell, you need to up your game here.
You don't pay for Accords. You steal them from supermodels while they are fellating you. Honestly. Standards here are dropping RIGHT off.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)
actually I swapped it
for massive drugs. Now I don't care what I'm doing at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)
I'm off to beat a bear to death with my penis.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)
obligatory wah wah we've been asked this post

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)
*slaps you right up the Marina*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)
I had to sell it :(

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)
NOOOOOOOOO :(
I had to sell the MG too. Well, I decided I could do better things with the money, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)
I used the money to pay off a little bit of my new car

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:30, Reply)
But that's a fucking Audi.
And I know you're not really a cunt. Well, much. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)
*shock*
i am totally awesome
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)
I know.
This is why you CANNOT drive a bastarding Audi.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)
I am a nice audi driver
I let people out and everything
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)
only so you can drive up their arses for the rest of the journey

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)
have we?
Rachel's doesn't count.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)
she's sued people for less.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)
mine was
cunningly tucked in a subthread, kitty can have this one!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)
It's when the wolf whistles turn into wolf bagging, that you have to be careful
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wolf+Bagging
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)
I like how you still think we're innocent enough to warrent a link

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)
My consdirateness knows no bounds

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)
I like the fact that one of the definitions is "having sex with a wolf in a bag"

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)
Best of all the lupine sexual locations.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)
wolf whistling?
gay whistling, more like
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)
I'm having dinner tonight
with THE DRUMMER FROM JAMES.
EDIT: initially I thought it was going to be an informal buffet - but it turns out it'll be a proper 'sit down' meal. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tomorrow I'm going dogging with Toyah Willcox and the Marquis of Bath during the day, and in the evening I've been asked to play a two-hour triangle solo at my good friends Muse's gig in some ghastly mining city up north somewhere (full of car thieves and general povvoes).

Sunday I'm being taken by helicopter to Brian May's house - he's having a bring and buy sale in aid of some spastics. That's Brian all over: a spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)
Is the first part actually true?

I know the second isn't, Toyah's much more into bukakke than dogging.

hahahaha I fucking LOVE that safari suggests "backache" as the correct spelling for bukakke.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)
How dare you: it's ALL true, I tell you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)
I have backache on a daily basis.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)
*drops monocle*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)
All lies, except the last bit

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)
You're having dinner with the drummer from James?
See how many times you can tell him to 'sit-down' and report back.

He'll never have experienced ANYTHING like that before.

NEVER.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)
haha, nice.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)
You can see it now..
TDFJ: Where do you want me?
MB: Oh, sit down, oh sit down, sit down next to me....

He'll love it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)
Do you think his missus phones him up if he's out too late
and demands he Come Home?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)
Deffo.
She's a star.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)
Aye. If he stays out he'll never get Laid.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)
*sigh*
his name is Dave you know.

I don't know why I'm defending this, I rib Wiggy about the exact same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)
No. His name is Gavan.
none of this "late-to-the-party-I'm-the-replacement-drummer" please.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)
oh in that case I've never met the drummer from James.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)
Who is Dave
And who is Wiggy?

I don't know anyone. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)
David Baynton-Power.
James' drummer after the first one had a ruck with Tim Booth just as they were getting big.

See - drummers. Eminently replaceable.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)
Tim Booth is a bit creepy
kind of looks like Rasputin.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:41, Reply)
Hi I'm TGB

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)
Hello TGB

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)
Wiggy belongs to me
you won't have seen him on here, he posts once in a blue moon to remind me that he can see me flirting with Vipros.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:41, Reply)
Gotcha.
I'm slowly getting the /OT education.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)
haha I'm going to tell Wiggy to do that and I'll let you know
I win because MINE'S TRUE.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)
Oh man, not the drummer from James!
Perhaps he could do a quick rendition of "Sit down" or that other song they did.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)
I'm quite excited to be going to the football on Saturday
I shall be parachuting naked into the centre circle.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

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